Confirmed: Heather Mills Sucks!

For years, celebrity gossip tabloids have been writing about the awful, selfish behavior of Heather Mills.

These reports have never been denied, as the Satantic nature of Paul McCartney's ex-wife are evident to all. Still, it's nice to see such claims backed up by someone whose job it had been to protect Mills' image.

Michele Elyzabeth worked as a publicist for Heather's charity campaigner’s publicist. She has quit after four years and issued the following statement to Extra detailing why:

After working for Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person.

Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me ’stupid.’ I reminded her that she was not ‘God’ and she answered, ‘I will never ever talk to you again’. I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more.

I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention. I am owed money. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts. On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British Press has reported about her.

Game. Set. Match, Elyzabeth!