Brooke Hogan is a believer. And we don't just mean in awful fashion.
Regarding her family's recent struggles - a divorce for her parents, an arrest for her brother and controversial new relationships for her mom and dad - Brooke recently said:
"I don't think our family is falling apart and getting destroyed. I just think it's rearranging itself in the way God meant it to be because it wasn't working how it was."
That may be true. But if a reality TV show couldn't fix the Hogans, what chance does God stand?
Sorry, Brooke Hogan. You can't run away from your problems.
What else does Brooke think about her family's struggles? Here are a few musings:
On her mother, Linda, who is currently dating a 19-year old: "It's kind of disappointing to me because she was always my hero when I was growing up. I feel like I have to be the mother now."
On her brother, Nick: "He's in [prison] with hardened criminals…Nick got into an accident. These people have actually deliberately committed a crime."
On her dad, Hulk: Brooke says her dad's current girlfriend (Jennifer McDaniel), who is 20 years his junior, is "a great foundation for him right now."