Battle of the Brainless Booties: Ashlee Simpson vs. Jessica Simpson

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In the following showdown of Simpson sisters, we aren't asking readers which dim-witted sister they prefer. Instead, we wanna know:

Which Simpson sucks the least?

One is milking as much publicity from her pregnancy as possible, while the other has been riding the wave of her giant boobs for years now.

Below, Ashlee Simpson and Jessica Simpson each stick out the body part that best represents their moronic, soulless father. Let us know whose ass is less vomit-inducing...

All booty, no brains: Select your least sucky Simpson sister.

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Ashlee is SOOOOOOOOO much better than Jessica, why can't anyone see that???? Ashlees music is pretty good, jessicas music... not so much. Jessica is the fake one!!! HELOOOOO!!!

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Jessica Simpson has a nice ass that I would love to fuck. Ashlee is ugly

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I LOVE JESSICA SIMPSON! SHE IS BEAUTIFUL! Leave it be... HATERS!

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i like jessica i'm a huge fan she has real talent unlike some of those trashy singers out there ashlee is ok but her sister got the talent and looks and of course i would love to see jess and nick back together because that ugly vanessa cant even be compared to jess. and they looked cute together but what ever makes her happy.

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Why does everyone seem to be hating Jessica Simpson at the minute, ever from her and Nick divorced akll she gets is bad press, i must admit id love the two to get back together, although i cant see that happening anytime soon.......I love Jessica and didnt really like Ashley but ive started to watch the ashley simpson show now and thinks shes great too, very funny.

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To be honest their both not worth the time.

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they both suck the same

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Jessica Simpson is not bad

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I like jessica better... ashley just seems fake...

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i like jessica better. ashlee is just gross

Ashlee Simpson Biography

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz Oh, Ashlee Simpson, ye of little worth. She is Jessica's annoying, less hot, talentless, plastic surgery-loving little sister. Woo! Yup,... More »
Born
Birthplace
Dallas, Texas
Full Name
Ashlee Nicole Simpson-Wentz

Ashlee Simpson Quotes

I didn't know I'd be getting married right now, but I'm so happy to be! I'm a lucky girl.

Ashlee Simpson

Do I look like I had 10 cheeseburgers or something?

Ashlee Simpson [avoiding pregnancy questions]
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