No, we're not talking about the MTV reality show on which she co-stars.
We're talking about two parts of her anatomy, if you know what we mean.
What we're driving at here is that Audrina Patridge's breasts are not small.
The aspiring actress took a dip over the weekend at the DKNY Jeans beach house in Malibu, and boy, The Hills were alive with ... something.
As you ogle away, tell us, readers: Are Audrina's boobs are real or fake?