Take this report with a grain of salt the size of Angelina Jolie's baby bump.
Or, according to In Touch Weekly, her former baby bump.
The tabloid says sources from La Fondation Lenval hospital in Nice, France, have revealed that Jolie has given birth to twins. Reportedly, the actress had a caesarean this evening, with the children being born 15 minutes apart.
When asked if the famous birth did, in fact, take place, a hospital source - obviously unfamiliar with the insatiable curiosity of celebrity gossip followers - said: "Yes, but that's all you need to know."
Angelina Jolie may have given birth to twins - but she definitely looks good naked!
** UPDATE: The doctor that delivered the babies has confirmed that, indeed, this report is true! Jolie gave birth to a boy and a girl, Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline, respectively.
"Everything is going well," said Dr. Michael Sussmann. "The mother, the babies, the father are doing marvelously well."