If Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are afraid to go public with their relationship, an expert on cooked up, same-sex romance has some advice for the rumored couple:
"I think that the fact that everyone knows about it makes it fine," Tila Tequila said at the MTV Movie Awards last night. "Just go all out with it! If you're going to do something, do it all out."
Look, Lindsay and Samantha, if you don't follow the wisdom of a reality TY star who says her ideal mate is "someone who can help me carry my purse and my lip gloss," then who are you gonna listen to?
When Lindsay Lohan is through with Samantha Ronson, maybe she should give Tila Tequila a call.