The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 34

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Welcome, celebrity news readers, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday afternoon tradition. Who won this week's Caption Contest?

This photo of beautiful singer Carrie Underwood giving the thumbs-down generated some terrific responses. You guys and girls all made us laugh!

Carrie Underwood Glamour Cover

The winner, though, is the riddler. Congratulations! The winning entry appears below the photo. Thanks to all for playing and good luck again this week!

"What's red, white, and black? Jessica Simpson in a red "Real Girls Eat Meat" T-shirt when I get done with her!"

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"This is what I think about Jessica's country music career"


You bat like a sissy. Let me show you how to use a bat.


Can I teach you the Opry hand jive? I learned it from Little Jimmy Dickens aka Tater


Don't ask me about Tony and Jessica. I don't care. I'm concentrating on Me and My music.


Put your glasses on that was a fair ball


The "O" and the "Y" stand for Oh Yeah


Wearing Nike makes me run faster


Go Ahead and just try to take my louisville slugger away from me


Chuck Wicks did not just touch my butt when I rounded first base.


Whats red, white, and black? Jessica Simpson in a red "Real Girls Eat Meat" T-shirt when I get done with her.

Carrie Underwood Biography

Carrie Underwood, Bangs Carrie Underwood, a native of Checotah, Oklahoma, rose to fame when she was named the winner of American Idol Season 4. Then Carrie... More »
Checotah, Oklahoma
Full Name
Carrie Marie Underwood

Carrie Underwood Quotes

I feel more beautiful when I see the pictures after. I'm like, 'I wish I had felt like I looked like that when I was actually there.'

Carrie Underwood

I’m content with 90 percent of me. I like my teeth. Sometimes I wonder if my orthodontist realizes how important he was.

Carrie Underwood
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