The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 33

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Welcome, celebrity news readers, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our fun Friday afternoon tradition. Who won the Caption Contest this week?

As always, it was a difficult call, but we went with cutieeshortie.

Congrats! The winning reply appears beneath the pic below. Scroll down the page for the full list of captions. Thanks for playing and good luck again this week!

Hey don't look at me ... I just provided the sperm.

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She pregnant but I never touched her! EWWW~!

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I swear, I dont know what that guy said, but I didnt touch him at all!

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OMG do you really think I would have sex with Jaymes Foster...

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Hey everyone, I impregnated a lesbian!

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My bad, Nashville Star is producing better artists than American Idol! And they have Taylor Swift in the premiere on Monday! she's faaaabulous!

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clay: "don't worry kelly ripa, these hands have been nowhere!!!!!"

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Come on guys..you know I don't like getting my hands dirty..why do you think I chose artificial insemination---yuck!

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Look ma no hands!

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hey don't look at me...I just provided the sperm

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I swear guys I am not guilty of having sexual relations with that woman!

Clay Aiken Biography

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Clay Aiken Quotes

I cannot raise a child to lie or to hide things. I wasn't raised that way, and I'm not going to raise a child to do that.

Clay Aiken

I have no idea if he'll be gay or straight. It's not something I'll have anything to do with, or that he'll have anything to do with. It's already probably up inside the code there ... No matter what the situation you're in, if you're raised in a loving environment, that's the most important thing.

Clay Aiken [on his son]
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