Tale of the Tape: Carrie Underwood vs. Jessica Simpson

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The Hollywood Gossip staff is proud to bring you Tale of the Tape, a feature in which we break down prospective matchups within the celebrity world. The following one that has been brewing for awhile - and is getting more heated by the day.

Carrie Underwood, our current Caption Contest subject, used to date Tony Romo, who is now dating Jessica Simpson. But he may still be pining for Carrie, and Jessica is jealous, and apparently talkin' smack about Carrie (see photo below)!

It's so on. Which of these women of Tony Romo will emerge victorious after a grueling, 10-round fight? Let's find out. Ding, ding!

Jessica Simpson takes a thinly-veiled shot at Carrie Underwood's vegetarianism.

1. ATTITUDE TOWARDS THE OTHER

Carrie Underwood: Not acknowledging the bitch
Jessica Simpson: Passive-aggressive t-shirts
Edge: Carrie

2. TALENT

Carrie Underwood: Loads
Jessica Simpson: N/A
Edge: Carrie

3. GRAMMY AWARDS

Carrie Underwood: 3
Jessica Simpson: N/A
Edge: Carrie

4. INSANE FATHERS

Carrie Underwood: N/A
Jessica Simpson: Joe Simpson
Edge: Carrie

5. SPORTS EXPERIENCE

Carrie Underwood: Solid charity softball player
Jessica Simpson: Bad luck Dallas Cowboys cheerleader
Edge: Carrie

6. POSSESSES FAKE ...

Carrie Underwood: Disdain for Simon Cowell
Jessica Simpson: Chin, Nose, Sincerity
Edge: Carrie

7. INTELLECTUAL ACHIEVEMENTS

Carrie Underwood: High school salutatorian; Graduated magna cum laude from Northeastern State University (Okla.), Class of 2006!
Jessica Simpson: Thought tuna was chicken
Edge: Carrie

8. MOST APPROPRIATE SONG TITLE

Carrie Underwood: "All-American Girl"
Jessica Simpson: "Push Your Tush"
Edge: Carrie

9. REALITY TV HIGHLIGHTS

Carrie Underwood: Winning American Idol
Jessica Simpson: Lots of dumb quotes on Newlyweds
Edge: Carrie

10. MOST LIKELY FUTURE

Carrie Underwood: Country Music Hall of Fame
Jessica Simpson: Soft-core porn
Edge: Carrie

THE VERDICT: The real country singer takes it - and for the first time in The Hollywood Gossip history, it's by a perfect, 10-0 score. By virtue of being blanked, Jessica must do a naked run. We're waiting, airhead.

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This is really stupid. Carrie and Jessica are dumb for fighting and getting mad over nothing. But you're biast opinion is totally wrong. Because Jessica is better in her own ways way better than Carrie and vice versa. So all ya'll biast people out there can kiss ass because ya'll are all just so damn retarded for being one one side than the other.

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I wish the music company would eliminate this douche bag hoe in the music industry. She should go back to school and whore around and find a job at like Quiktrip. She does a much better job at whoring around because she has it easy, all she has to do is lay there with her legs open. Im sure thats exactly what she did for QUEERBAIT Tony "Fago" Im sure he coated her throat with his sperm everyday. To bad is didnt make the bitch lose her voice.

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carrie is way better than that jessica carrie is real while jessica is not

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Jessica's being a catty b*tch! She better watch it, Tony looks happier in the pictures with Carrie.

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CARRIE ROCKS!!! JESSICA IS A BITCH!!! GO CARRIE I'M WITH YA 1000%

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I HATE JESSICA WITH A PASSION!!! SHE'S A A NO GOOD BITCH WHO'S SO OBSSSED WITH WANTING TO BE LIKE CARRIE BECAUSE SHE KNOWS CARRIE IS A BEAUTIFUL SUCCESSFUL YOUNG LADY WHO MAKES LOTS OF CASH JESSICA IS SO DAMN JELOUS THATS WHY SHE WORE THAT HIDIOUS SHIRT BECAUSE SHE WANTS CARRIE TO WALK UP AND SEE HER!! WELL I GOT NEWS FOR HER, SHE DOESN'T CARE AND SHE DOESN'T WANT TONY BACK BECAUSE HE WAS NOOOOOOO GOOD ANYWAY!!!! I WANT JESSICA TO BE DUMPED BY TONY BECAUSE WITH THAT OLD BOYISH LOOK I HONESTLY DON'T KNO HOW SHE COULD GET ANY MAN! NICK OBVIOULSY DIDN'T LIKE HER EATHIER SO HE MOVED ON!!! JESSICA, GO SCREW YOURSELF AND LEAVE CARRIE ALONE!!!!!!!

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Let's see... Carrie has had 2 albums under her belt and has sold over 20 million units worldwide. How many albums did it take for Jessica to reach that milestone? Has she reached it yet? Hmmm... Edge still goes to Carrie.

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I don't know why Jessica has to be so jealous over a friend of Tony's. It shows how childess she is by asking him to give her up as a friend. She needs to have some confidence in herself. Tony could have had Carrie but he likes dating several women at one time. Carrie doesnt play that game. So now she got all famous and he wants her now. Carrie doesnt play that game. She's too smart. Knows what he's up to.

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Ugh, I can't stand Carrie Underwood.

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Jessica is a stupid bitch. I cannot wait for Tony to dump her again.
I seriously doubt Carrie wants his whiny ass back either.
Jessica can't hold a candle compared to Carrie, in talent, class, or looks.
Jessica looks like a shemale in the face, and Carrie is equisite.
Jessica blows chunks. She is such a twit. Can't stand that HO.

Jessica Simpson Biography

Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson
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