Tale of the Tape: Carrie Underwood vs. Jessica Simpson
The Hollywood Gossip staff is proud to bring you Tale of the Tape, a feature in which we break down prospective matchups within the celebrity world. The following one that has been brewing for awhile - and is getting more heated by the day.
Carrie Underwood, our current Caption Contest subject, used to date Tony Romo, who is now dating Jessica Simpson. But he may still be pining for Carrie, and Jessica is jealous, and apparently talkin' smack about Carrie (see photo below)!
It's so on. Which of these women of Tony Romo will emerge victorious after a grueling, 10-round fight? Let's find out. Ding, ding!
Jessica Simpson takes a thinly-veiled shot at Carrie Underwood's vegetarianism.
1. ATTITUDE TOWARDS THE OTHER
Carrie Underwood: Not acknowledging the bitch
Jessica Simpson: Passive-aggressive t-shirts
Edge: Carrie
2. TALENT
Carrie Underwood: Loads
Jessica Simpson: N/A
Edge: Carrie
3. GRAMMY AWARDS
Carrie Underwood: 3
Jessica Simpson: N/A
Edge: Carrie
4. INSANE FATHERS
Carrie Underwood: N/A
Jessica Simpson: Joe Simpson
Edge: Carrie
5. SPORTS EXPERIENCE
Carrie Underwood: Solid charity softball player
Jessica Simpson: Bad luck Dallas Cowboys cheerleader
Edge: Carrie
6. POSSESSES FAKE ...
Carrie Underwood: Disdain for Simon Cowell
Jessica Simpson: Chin, Nose, Sincerity
Edge: Carrie
7. INTELLECTUAL ACHIEVEMENTS
Carrie Underwood: High school salutatorian; Graduated magna cum laude from Northeastern State University (Okla.), Class of 2006!
Jessica Simpson: Thought tuna was chicken
Edge: Carrie
8. MOST APPROPRIATE SONG TITLE
Carrie Underwood: "All-American Girl"
Jessica Simpson: "Push Your Tush"
Edge: Carrie
9. REALITY TV HIGHLIGHTS
Carrie Underwood: Winning American Idol
Jessica Simpson: Lots of dumb quotes on Newlyweds
Edge: Carrie
10. MOST LIKELY FUTURE
Carrie Underwood: Country Music Hall of Fame
Jessica Simpson: Soft-core porn
Edge: Carrie
THE VERDICT: The real country singer takes it - and for the first time in The Hollywood Gossip history, it's by a perfect, 10-0 score. By virtue of being blanked, Jessica must do a naked run. We're waiting, airhead.
June 16th, 2008 2:02 PM
It seem no matter how much money someone has or happy they may seem there is always someone trying to take their shine. Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood should give him up. IF he is p[laying both sides of the fence they shouldn't allow themselves to be fouled. There are Millions and LMilions of men in this World and those two females are so wanted by many who would treat them greatly. Ladies sloppy seconds and thirds are no good and HIV is stilling around.
June 16th, 2008 2:53 PM
Funny, I'd take Jessica over that bitch anyday.
June 16th, 2008 2:58 PM
1. ATTITUDE TOWARDS THE OTHER
Carrie Underwood: Not acknowledging the bitch
Jessica Simpson: Passive-aggressive t-shirts
Edge: Carrie
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Have you HEARD Carrie Underwood's interviews? She's comments on them all the time and is cleary bitter.
June 16th, 2008 3:05 PM
Hollywood Gossip, I must say...I'm totally with you on this one! Carrie wins 10-0...on class alone!
June 16th, 2008 3:07 PM
You think Tony would walk around with Jessica while she did that to Carrie if he really was hung up on her still? So as a Carrie fan, you have to choose: Does Jessica's world revolve around Carrie or does Tony's? What? Not everyone's does? Hard to believe for you conceited assholes isn't it? You learn it all from Carrie Im sure.
June 16th, 2008 3:37 PM
i think the media just wants to juice up the story, dont get me wrong i do believe that jessica is jealous it sounds like her at least if were going by how she was on newlyweds she was so whiny complaining and was jealous with nick of chicks...so that part doesn't surprise me jessica is so insecure and the fact that she is wearing a shirt that is mocking carrie since she is veggetarian thinking this will hurt carrie bitch please the girl has 3 grammy's and is doing awesome with her career it clear that jessica is a jealous bitch a bitch and so dam catty she wants carrie's life...she is an idiot...carrie probably doesn't want romo back she's moved on and romo is still hung up on her because he knows he let go of a good thing a beatifull successfull intelligent sweet woman!! everything jessica lacks of course duhh he wants carrie back!! grow up jessica grow up you little pathetic catty wannabe carrie stupid bitch!! i wanna be a country singer kjust like carrie yeah good luck with that whore!!
June 16th, 2008 5:11 PM
This is ridiculous. Who cares?
June 16th, 2008 5:18 PM
You go Carrie!
June 16th, 2008 6:16 PM
Jessica is a stupid bitch. I cannot wait for Tony to dump her again.
I seriously doubt Carrie wants his whiny ass back either.
Jessica can't hold a candle compared to Carrie, in talent, class, or looks.
Jessica looks like a shemale in the face, and Carrie is equisite.
Jessica blows chunks. She is such a twit. Can't stand that HO.
June 16th, 2008 8:24 PM
Ugh, I can't stand Carrie Underwood.
June 16th, 2008 11:29 PM
I don't know why Jessica has to be so jealous over a friend of Tony's. It shows how childess she is by asking him to give her up as a friend. She needs to have some confidence in herself. Tony could have had Carrie but he likes dating several women at one time. Carrie doesnt play that game. So now she got all famous and he wants her now. Carrie doesnt play that game. She's too smart. Knows what he's up to.
June 22nd, 2008 9:54 PM
Let's see... Carrie has had 2 albums under her belt and has sold over 20 million units worldwide. How many albums did it take for Jessica to reach that milestone? Has she reached it yet? Hmmm... Edge still goes to Carrie.
June 26th, 2008 9:56 AM
I HATE JESSICA WITH A PASSION!!! SHE'S A A NO GOOD BITCH WHO'S SO OBSSSED WITH WANTING TO BE LIKE CARRIE BECAUSE SHE KNOWS CARRIE IS A BEAUTIFUL SUCCESSFUL YOUNG LADY WHO MAKES LOTS OF CASH JESSICA IS SO DAMN JELOUS THATS WHY SHE WORE THAT HIDIOUS SHIRT BECAUSE SHE WANTS CARRIE TO WALK UP AND SEE HER!! WELL I GOT NEWS FOR HER, SHE DOESN'T CARE AND SHE DOESN'T WANT TONY BACK BECAUSE HE WAS NOOOOOOO GOOD ANYWAY!!!! I WANT JESSICA TO BE DUMPED BY TONY BECAUSE WITH THAT OLD BOYISH LOOK I HONESTLY DON'T KNO HOW SHE COULD GET ANY MAN! NICK OBVIOULSY DIDN'T LIKE HER EATHIER SO HE MOVED ON!!! JESSICA, GO SCREW YOURSELF AND LEAVE CARRIE ALONE!!!!!!!
June 26th, 2008 10:00 AM
CARRIE ROCKS!!! JESSICA IS A BITCH!!! GO CARRIE I'M WITH YA 1000%
June 26th, 2008 10:14 AM
ok first off jessica is a jelous BITCH who needs to stay out of carrie's bussiness and mind her own. carrie is a great girl and jessica needs to get her big head out of her fat ass suck it up and get over herself. jessica no fuckin wonder tony dumbed your ass i woulnt wanna spend the rest of eternity w/ a stupid whore like you eaither! FUCK OFF JESSICA FUCK OFF!
June 30th, 2008 12:04 AM
Jessica's being a catty b*tch! She better watch it, Tony looks happier in the pictures with Carrie.
July 13th, 2008 9:27 AM
carrie is way better than that jessica carrie is real while jessica is not
August 21st, 2008 9:31 PM
Carrie "Underwear" is a snobby bitch who thinks her shit dont stink. I went to NSU with her in Oklahoma and she is a total bitch with her nose up in the air. I bet she would jump on any given set of balls just like any other female would do. I dont give a crap how much money she has. I hope she loses her voice and come down with a bad case of pneumonia from all her strange cocksucking. I hate that dumb, cocky, pretty only because money did it to her, low life, heartless little nasty tramp.
August 21st, 2008 9:35 PM
I wish the music company would eliminate this douche bag hoe in the music industry. She should go back to school and whore around and find a job at like Quiktrip. She does a much better job at whoring around because she has it easy, all she has to do is lay there with her legs open. Im sure thats exactly what she did for QUEERBAIT Tony "Fago" Im sure he coated her throat with his sperm everyday. To bad is didnt make the bitch lose her voice.