A jury has acquitted R. Kelly on all 14 counts of child pornography.
The lame singer was first charged six years ago after a kinky sex tape surfaced that allegedly featuring him having sex with - and urinating on - some girl who was only 13 years old at the time.
R. Kelly had long denied being on the video tape; even the alleged victim said it wasn't her during the trial.
R. Kelly may have gross sex tape preferences. But they don't make him a pedophile, a jury of his peers has just concluded.