Paris Hilton, Ranae Shrider Swap Sex Tape Secrets

We have no idea when this photo of Paris Hilton and Ranae Shrider was taken.

But we do have a keen idea of what the useless socialite was saying to the aspiring model:

So his name is Kevin Blatt. He'll hook you up. Just film the sex tape, leave it in an obvious place at home and then give him your house keys. That way, he comes in, finds it, sends snippets to the press and you can honestly claim you didn't leak the video...

The Paris Hilton sex tape was released by the same broker that is peddling the Ranae Shrider sex tape. What an incredible coincidence!

Shrider, of course, has been identified as the woman in the Verne Troyer sex tape.

She and the Mini-Me portrayer claim they had nothing to do with the video's release - yet the man negotiating a significant sum for its rights is Blatt, the same man that brokered a deal for "One Night in Paris."

And now we see that Hilton and Shrider are acquaintances?!? You don't need to be Oliver Stone in order to put this conspiracy together.