Paris Hilton Parties, Asks: Will You Be My Friend?

Paris Hilton would like to clear up one rumor, while confirming another:

• No, she is not pregnant;
• Yes, she is desperate for attention and friendship.

The socialite drank and danced imbibed with potential close pals over the weekend, as she filmed her new MTV reality show, Paris Hilton's My New BFF, at Tao Las Vegas.

Qualifications to be friends with Paris Hilton include dancing and skanking ability.

According to People, Paris wore a form-fitting black dress and made it clear she already did have one great friend: she said her boyfriend of nearly four months, Benji Madden, is her "best boyfriend."

Isn't that just the sweetest thing you've ever heard?

Following dinner, Hilton and reality show cast headed to Tao nightclub. For the next two hours pathetic Paris smoked cigarettes and danced with the seven remaining contestants on the club's catwalk. Sounds like must-see TV to us!