At The Hollywood Gossip, we often bring you the best excerpts we find from the exciting, often less-than-intelligent world of celebrity quotes.
These Jessica Simpson remarks below are certainly worthy of inclusion.
Doing the rounds to promote her new country album (trying in vain to compete with Carrie Underwood) Jessica wants to assure all 11 of her fans that the rumors surrounding her controlling father, Joe Simpson, are simply not true:
"There have been stories that are ridiculous. Like my father really fit me for a training bra. Like, who believes that kind of thing!?"
Personally, we never heard that one, but it would not surprise us in the least. Joe Simpson does have a reputation for being hands-on, right?
Anyway, Jessica later had another choice line regarding her new CD: "I really just wanted to showcase the talent that God has given me. I don't believe that, in pop music, I ever had the chance to stand on two feet and stand firm."
Umm, riiiight... Sorry, Jess, but the "God-given talent" reasoning only works in regards to your lingerie line, not your alleged singing or acting.