Are you the slightest bit surprised by this headline?
You shouldn't be. The Hills' gruesome twosome has reportedly been talking to the network that made them famous about their upcoming nuptials.
As in a live telecast of their upcoming nuptials.
Heidi Montag reportedly told MTV programming and development honcho Tony DiSanto that they're ready to tie the knot in front of the cameras.
Surprise, surprise: DiSanto is said to be all for it!
Would you watch Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's wedding? You can admit it.
According to Spencer Pratt, their dream is a small wedding on Sir Richard Branson's private island in the Virgin Islands, with catering by Wolfgang Puck, designer watches for all guests and a live performance by U2.
Even master manipulators like Spencer and Heidi may be aiming too high with those requests, but we're sure MTV can figure out something.
Our personal suggestion is for Brody Jenner and Frankie Delgado to become ordained ministers online, then officiate the ceremony.