Charlie Sheen may be a moronic racist.
But he still has a long way to go until he's as awful and self-involved as a parent as ex-wife Denise Richards.
The star of Denise Richards: It's Complicated has exploited her children further (we didn't think it was possible, either!), by telling In Touch Weekly that little Lola, 3, and little Sam, 4, are in therapy.
"My kids are in therapy. It's very sad that they need to be there, but they do for now. On the other hand, it's good they have an outlet to deal with their feelings and someone who is just their advocate."
Wait, Denise? Do you mean to say that appearing on a reality show isn't an outlet to deal with their feelings?
Kids, you can go back to your nanny as soon as Mommy cashes in on your cuteness.
Richards, ever the humanitarian, added:
"If I can help anyone feel better about their kids being in therapy, then something else good has come of this."
Got that, concerned parents of the world? If your children are in need of psychiatric help, don't worry: someone as normal and as grounded as Denise Richards has been through this.