As ex-wife Denise Richards exploits her children for fame and fortune, Charlie Sheen says he and his new bride are planning to have kids themselves.
“It’s just not happening as we speak,” Sheen said of rumors that Brooke Mueller was already knocked up, insinuating that kids are part of the plan for these newlyweds.
And just how many little ones will this couple churn out?
“Hopefully triplets!” said Mueller. “Could you imagine if I really had triplets? He’d be like, ‘Whoa!'”
Considering the past indiscretions of Sheen – which include high-priced call girls and a rumored addiction to pornography – we’d all be like “Whoa!” if the world was faced with three more of his offspring.