Ali Lohan Might Be a Troll
Ali Lohan is desperate to be famous.
We wonder if she'll settle for being a troll.
According to E! Online, the reality star and sister of Lindsay Lohan is director John Carl Buechler's top choice for a lead role in the big-budget remake of his 1986 film, Troll.
Ali auditioned last week for the role of the young Eunice St. Clair.
"She was great," Buechler somehow said. "The camera loves her. She's a really good actress... I am personally going to fight for her."
Ali Lohan craves fame. Her mother has raised her well.
The "retelling of the original story with some twists" (as the director describes it) does not currently have a release date. The original marked the big screen debut of Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
If the hiring of Lohan goes through, the remake would mark the debut of Ali on screen, as well. Until her eventual sex tape, that is.
June 20th, 2008 7:06 PM
Pathetic Lohan sisters.
June 20th, 2008 7:15 PM
Lindsay & Ali; they both look like they don't have brains.
June 21st, 2008 8:51 AM
how old is she 50? she need to get some work done..
June 21st, 2008 11:50 PM
Look just give her a chance she is a really talented girl she only dresses that way because she is trying to prove to you guys that she is mature enough to handle anything and plus she is 14 and miley cyrus is 15, miley cyrus dressed the same when she was 14 so stop treating he that way!!!!!!!!
June 28th, 2008 11:14 PM
no way! hahaha dude she is no way 14 years old!
jesus she looked to me as if she was atleast 24 or atleast going on early 30's in the next 10 years!
and plus to do stupid kiddie movies or terrible movies she is way to old to begin her career to begin with for to be famous there is only one way for that nasty ho she got's to just give it all up on a friday night in vegas hahahahaha
July 12th, 2008 8:51 AM
Okay just leave her alone you dont know her but i do and shes a really nice person and you know wat her mother did raise her well and the same go's for Cody and Mitchel so leave her alone
July 13th, 2008 11:45 PM
I HOPE ALI LOHAN DOESNT GO OUT OF CONTROL LIKE HER SISTER[GOING TO PARTIES ALL THE TIME,BEING HIGH AND UNDER WEIGHT],PARIS HILTON[JUST PLAIN BRAINLESS AND DOING SEX TAPES]OR EVEN MILEY CYRUS[TAKING HALF NAKED PHOTOS OF HERSELF AND HAVING OTHER PEOPLE TAKE THEM FOR HER].
July 21st, 2008 1:11 AM
I have never wasted my time actually commenting on this nonsense, but I can't sit here and watch this dumb shit anymore. I am watching the Living Lohan show on E! and I am sick to my stomach. Ali Lohan has no talent. She is borderline the the worst singer I have ever listened to...besides her coke head older sister. Her mother is a pathetic wannabee Hollywood stage mom. Just because she couldn't be much more than a Rockette whore who slept her way to the top, (well, more like bottom...she probably slept with Andy Dick or Carrot Top) she has to push her kids into the spotlight and exploit them just to gain an ounce of recognition. I feel so bad for her family. They really have no clue how stupid they really look. I can't believe people are actually buying this scam and listening to this crap they call music. Don't get me started on their acting. There are not enough hours in the day....
July 21st, 2008 9:26 AM
You people make me laugh; you have nothing better in your lives to do than pick on people that you don't even know. Obviously you are all jealous and you are spending the time to watching Living Lohan and follow Ali and Lindsay's career so that means your lives must be pretty pathetic. This girl is 14 yrs old and has a dream that she is making come true which is more than any of you can probably say for your dead end jobs you are miserable at. Simply stated no one is forcing you to watch the show or follow their lives so if you don't like the show or them, then change the channel and find a hobby other than bashing people u know nothing about; obviously you are interested in them to some extent or else you wouldn't know anything about them to comment about
July 29th, 2008 5:15 PM
u pieces of craps gutta leave these people alone u dont even know them u kust know them from da show so u guys shouldnt even be talking about them if u think talking about them will make u feel better u guys got issues
July 29th, 2008 7:14 PM
omg ppl plz shut up about my best friend and lyndsay omg plz just leave her alone she is a nice person and she will not turn out like her sis u know what she will because her sis is a great person to so just quit dissin her or u know what karma will bite you in the ass so now what bitches
August 3rd, 2008 6:07 PM
I agree with the people sticking up for Ali and Lindsay - people that put them down are the same shitty people at school we all knew who just picked on others that have more than they ever will have. Jealousy is the most common reason people say mean things about others. Lets face it these girls are both talented (ok maybe they wont win oscars - although lindsay is movie Bobby was really good! ) but they have obviously the big people in hollywood gunning for them. I personally would be very proud to have a daughter like Ali for 14 man is she wise for her age. And they have been through a hell of a lot with their dad not being around. That alone can really screw up a kid. And lindsay was not 'out of control' she was being a normal teenager who went through some bad times and is now getting better. These two girls and their families will lead lives and see things and have money that most of us will never ever see. But they have worked hard for it yes lindsay started it off getting a good name but if Ali had no talent she would be laughed at by everyone and she's not. Little girls will start and look up to her and then other things will come her way. She is going to be popular whether you mean asses like it or not. I would like to see you try and do the things she is doing..........i have one word to say to you meanies.......screw you!
August 4th, 2008 1:21 PM
If her mom wasnt such a Media slut, maybe the comments wouldnt be so mean. But you push this ridiculously dumb reality show which shows how Ali is so not ready for this on so many levels. A real parent would notice this and encourage her child to maybe go to school and mature up a bit. I say all this living in the town they do, and seeing whats going on. Lindsay started young and made it on semi talent, despite here trip ups lately. Ali is not as talented which is pretty obvious, and yet her mom is deluding her. The girl can barely read or think on her own.
It is just really sad what is going on. The E show is simply a vehicle to push her. Of course any 14 year old girl will go along with it because what 14 yo wouldnt want that.
Maybe she will be ready one day, but now she is woefully not ready and tehya re trying to manufacture here because the talent is not really there.
August 4th, 2008 1:26 PM
.. even Alis comments about being desperate to be famous, and loving giving an autograph, etc. These are her words. She jasnt sai I love to write music.. I love the art of acting, etc etc.
She wants the spotlight...but hasnt focused on working for it.
And a little nugget of information...the album she is supposedly trying to sell is not her first. She did a Christmas album that tanked and is in the dollar bin at Kmart.
The girl is sooooooo not mature enough for this and is being used all around.
To boot you think any parent who cared would see what happened to the first daughter and then encourage her other daughter to do it before she is mature enough?
A pathetic family.
Very sad
August 6th, 2008 9:28 PM
you guys need to stop being so rude she is not that bad she is only 14 and i bet you guys just think that she is going to be like lindsey but i do not think she is and who ever that writer is just needs to shut her big fat rude disgusting mouth
August 7th, 2008 11:13 AM
Want to clear one thing up before I post..I am in NO WAY Jealous of ANY of the LOHANS! BY far. Whats there to be jealous of? Going to rehab every weekend, having a mom like Dina, being 14 and dressing like your 50? LOL
"Okay just leave her alone you dont know her but i do and shes a really nice person and you know wat her mother did raise her well and the same go's for Cody and Mitchel so leave her alone"
OK, first of all who is Mitchel? LOL
If you know who(as you have stated)she is then you would know the correct names.
As far as her mother,Dina raising her well? Are you kidding me? Have you ever noticed how that brat acts? She has more temper tantrums then a 5 year old!
When she acts that whay her mother needs to slap her up side her head. Shes only going to get worse. She'll be in rehab soon too.
And as far as she dresses? LOL she looks like a little HO!But then again if I looked 40 when I was 14 I guess it would be appropriate to dress like that? Another GOOD thing her mother has taught/allowed her.
Just glad that damn show on E! is over!
August 7th, 2008 11:31 AM
By the way, to bostongirl
I was never a active wathcher of this show, can't even think of the name of it to be honest with you.
When it was advertised I thought I would watch it.
Well 2-3 episodes did it for me! LOL
You also said the show was about Ali and Lindsay's career? Didn't know Lindsy was even in that show? Wasn't she in rehab or something during the taping?
And to "ali's best friend" LMAO your comment just cracked me up!
You go girl! lol
Yea karma will get you in rehab sooner or later.
Trust me, I'm not a hater-just call it as I see it.
August 7th, 2008 11:36 AM
OMG, to MM-Just seen this
"And a little nugget of information...the album she is supposedly trying to sell is not her first. She did a Christmas album that tanked and is in the dollar bin at Kmart."
You sure it wasn't at Goodwill? LOL too funny!
You just made my day! LMAO
You also posted:
"any parent who cared would see what happened to the first daughter and then encourage her other daughter to do it before she is mature enough?"
The mother only sees $$ signs, thats it!
I don't see her having a reg. job. And why would she when she can make money off her own kids?
August 18th, 2008 7:14 AM
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