Eli is the Man-ning.
Not only did the baby-faced New York Giants quarterback lead his team to victory in Super Bowl XLII, the greatest football game ever, he signed a lifetime contract with the adorable Abby McGrew shortly thereafter!
You'd think that would exempt him from scrutiny for some time, but this is New York - and when he and Abby McGrew went to the Whitney Contemporaries Art Party and Auction, the celebrity fashion critics came out in force!
One fashion critic said the newly-wedded Mannings wore their best "junior prom attire." Another said Abby's dress was "too short, too tight, and doesn't fit well. The zipper doesn't zip and she's bursting out of it."
We're not sure why that's a bad thing, but we leave it up to you, our readers and armchair celebrity fashion critics, to judge for yourself:
Abby McGrew's dress: Love it or shove it?