Tom Cruise Sues Baby Store Over Celeb Gossip

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Instead of You Don't Mess With the Zohan, somebody should make a movie called You Don't Mess With Tom Cruise's Legal Team.

Cruise - the man who brought down David Hans Schmidt, and who will take on just about anyone who defames him - is not happy with baby boutique Petit Tresor for allegedly talking to celeb gossip rags about his spending.

Happy, Crazy Family

Tom had his lawyers send a cease and desist letter to the store.

The letter accuses the boutique of telling celeb news that TomKat spent a staggering $350,000 on Suri Cruise's wardrobe over the last two years.

Lawyers for Cruise say the information is not only wrong, but it violates their clients' confidentiality. Do not f*%k with this man!!

Cruise also says that the store had better keep their mouths shut about TomKat's shopping habits from this point on.

If the store doesn't comply, THEY WILL ALL DIE.

Okay, we invented that last part. But you bought it, didn't you?

We actually wouldn't be surprised to hear that TomKat drops six figures on baby clothes. They do, after all, have more money than God.

On a side note, what the eff is going on with Katie Holmes' hair. We've seen some crappy celebrity hairstyles in our day, but she may win.


Who cares about Katie's hair, its totally MOD. Mod fashion is the BEST! Who care's what they spend on baby clothes, but they should think about getting some sippy cups cause that little girl still has a bottle in her hands. Pretty soon, they'll be spending money on braces because she'll have a overbite.


katie needs to watch her spending habits. she seems toooo hungry to grab all the expensive stuff as much as she can. poor girl. needy. fashion victim.

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I was feeling pressed in the interview with Matt Lauer. For me, my issue was really about child drugging. It's not like it is today, like people are really kind of openly talking about this.

Tom Cruise [on Matt Lauer interview]

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