We missed Adnan Ghalib.
The last time we heard from the former paparazzi boyfriend of Britney Spears, he was seen with Kathy Griffin. No clue WTF that was all about.
Oh, and there was the whole thing with that knife-wielding maniac trying to kill him. No idea what went on there or if it got resolved.
Nor do we know when and how he and Britney broke up, though we're assuming it happened at some point, as he essentially dropped off the planet.
That is, until this week.
The National Enquirer reports he's making one last grab at Britney Spears' assets. No, not that newly-toned and sexy caboose. Her cash, people.
How's he doing it? With a sex tape, of course!
Rumors say Adnan Ghalib is shopping around a Britney Spears sex tape filmed during their trip January trip to Rosarito, Mexico.
"The video starts with Britney undressing," said an insider. "She was wearing some cheap clothes she bought down there in Rosarito. The sex wasn't particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout."
Yes, of course she does.
"At one point in the tape Adnan Ghalib asks Britney to remove the pink bob but she refuses, saying 'Take what off? There's nothing left to take off.'"
This "insider" also thinks a Britney Spears sex tape would be the top selling celebrity sex video ever, topping even the Paris Hilton-Rick Salomon romp, 1 Night in Paris.
Not sure about that, but tell us what you think:
- Does the Britney Spears sex tape exist?
- Would a Britney sex tape out-sell the Paris Hilton sex tape?
- Would you pay $$ to watch Adnan hit that pink-wigged mess?
- If so, how much?