If you thought Living Lohan was a pathetic attempt for Dina Lohan to pretend like she was a decent mother... well, you were right.
But don't think for a moment that Michael Lohan, Lindsay's ex-con of a father and Dina ex-husband, is gonna sit around and let his former wife soak up every watt of the spotlight.
The man that almost makes Joe Simpson looks sane is being paid by OK! magazine to blog about every week's episode. Here's what he had to say about last night's season premiere:
For now, let's just say I'm still trying to figure out if this show is about managing Ali's career and being a "real" mother, or reading tabloids. I've had a sneak peek at some future episodes and I will say that some of the people Dina surrounds the kids with still concerns me... I just hope Dina takes the high road â€" like a Lohan would â€" and rights these wrongs.
Ah yes, like a Lohan would. The most recent wrong Lindsay has righted involved those that think butch-looking DJs named Samantha Ronson can't find love.