Lou Pearlman Goes Bye, Bye, Bye

Lou Pearlman is the founder of The Backstreet Boys and 'NSYNC.

However, instead of playing games with anyone's heart, the tubby moron has been found guilty of playing games with money: he's been sentenced to 25 years in jail for money laundering and conspiracy.

Pearlman pleaded guilty in March to a long, complicated con game that essentially pumped up his net worth, while cheating other people out of millions. The judge gave him the maximum sentence, pretty much saying:

When it comes to being a lying, cheating embezzler that deserves a lot of time behind bars... it's gonna be YOU!