Here's a photo of John Mayer shirtless, and it causes us to ask:
What's the big deal?!?
Is this image really so sexy, so seductive, so irresistible that it would enable the douchebag to bed Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, Cameron Diaz and even Jennifer Aniston?
If you're a female - or Perez Hilton - reading this, please write in and let us know the appeal of John Mayer. The guy scores more in a week than Bret Michaels does on an entire season of Rock of Love.
Is it his looks? Or just his cheesy lyrics?
And if it's the latter, attention Megan Fox: your body is a wonderland.
There. Can we expect a call from the actress now?