John Mayer Shirtless!!!
Here's a photo of John Mayer shirtless, and it causes us to ask:
What's the big deal?!?
Is this image really so sexy, so seductive, so irresistible that it would enable the douchebag to bed Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, Cameron Diaz and even Jennifer Aniston?
If you're a female - or Perez Hilton - reading this, please write in and let us know the appeal of John Mayer. The guy scores more in a week than Bret Michaels does on an entire season of Rock of Love.
Is it his looks? Or just his cheesy lyrics?
And if it's the latter, attention Megan Fox: your body is a wonderland.
There. Can we expect a call from the actress now?
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December 16th, 2008 6:37 PM
He`s just HOTT !! Sexyfine =]
September 19th, 2008 12:38 PM
I agree with Dave completely. She is a fabrication all the way. And it's sad really to have such little personalality and substance. She must quake in Angelina's shadow. John Mayer is a doll, adorable with big puppy eyes. I have a 19 year old son who looks *exactly* like him (a musician too!)
June 1st, 2008 1:59 PM
It's not his looks that gets the hollywhores, it's that big bulge in his britches....DUH
May 30th, 2008 4:22 PM
Jen is revenge orientated, it comes from her mother and growing up in a single parent house where her mother hated her father : her publicist and manager manufactured a strng of "relationships" for the public (while the reality of her personal life that people are more interested in than her screen performances is kept private). By doing this they can control media perception of her career without Jen being on a public emotional rollercoaster. SO that is why you get this overt romance stories (flowers, massages, breakfast in bed etc...with Mayer they basically met once and immediately acted like a couple because it was acting) and then the publicist follows up with planted stories of willy size (Brad was laughed at in the press for his nude photos) and the now redundant "better in bed than Brad" stories. They issued EXACTLY the same stories for Vaughn, Sculfor etc... who were also hired for this public performance. The goal for them was to get publicity for their careers. This is why J
May 30th, 2008 4:22 PM
the biggest fake in LA
May 30th, 2008 4:21 PM
his music is dull and tired and he is a bigmouthed, egotist.... They are making fun of John Mayer (hired escort):
http://x17online.com/ASimpson052608_1.jpg
and that is why he complimented (sarcastically) on Wentz in his blog.
May 30th, 2008 11:52 AM
Wow... The sexiest man alive ! Huuummm..Why I'm hot all of a sudden.
May 30th, 2008 10:52 AM
here is my theory:
his cheesy lyrics are no mere verbal material but psychic, alien engrams, that have populated Mayer's brain which is, due to the alien stuff, capable of lulling all sorts of pretty and desperate woman into his arms. That works through hypnosis, singing in an only subconsciously noticeable level (like those mermaids in Greece with Hercules) and the direct trigger of a craving for BK after he has told them he lives in a BK- they will do anything to get there
In reality this guy is probably cognitively and psychologically as unattractive as he is physically (photo proof) - and I mean look for who Jessica Simpson fell- only dorks- like him!