John Mayer Shirtless!!!

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Here's a photo of John Mayer shirtless, and it causes us to ask:

What's the big deal?!?

Douchebag

Is this image really so sexy, so seductive, so irresistible that it would enable the douchebag to bed Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, Cameron Diaz and even Jennifer Aniston?

If you're a female - or Perez Hilton - reading this, please write in and let us know the appeal of John Mayer. The guy scores more in a week than Bret Michaels does on an entire season of Rock of Love.

Is it his looks? Or just his cheesy lyrics?

And if it's the latter, attention Megan Fox: your body is a wonderland.

There. Can we expect a call from the actress now?

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He`s just HOTT !! Sexyfine =]

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I agree with Dave completely. She is a fabrication all the way. And it's sad really to have such little personalality and substance. She must quake in Angelina's shadow. John Mayer is a doll, adorable with big puppy eyes. I have a 19 year old son who looks *exactly* like him (a musician too!)

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It's not his looks that gets the hollywhores, it's that big bulge in his britches....DUH

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the biggest fake in LA

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his music is dull and tired and he is a bigmouthed, egotist.... They are making fun of John Mayer (hired escort):
http://x17online.com/ASimpson0...
and that is why he complimented (sarcastically) on Wentz in his blog.

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Wow... The sexiest man alive ! Huuummm..Why I'm hot all of a sudden.

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here is my theory:
his cheesy lyrics are no mere verbal material but psychic, alien engrams, that have populated Mayer's brain which is, due to the alien stuff, capable of lulling all sorts of pretty and desperate woman into his arms. That works through hypnosis, singing in an only subconsciously noticeable level (like those mermaids in Greece with Hercules) and the direct trigger of a craving for BK after he has told them he lives in a BK- they will do anything to get there In reality this guy is probably cognitively and psychologically as unattractive as he is physically (photo proof) - and I mean look for who Jessica Simpson fell- only dorks- like him!

John Mayer Biography

John Mayer With Long Hair John Mayer is a singer, songwriter, guitar player and Grade A douchebag hailing from Connecticut. The cheesy musician has become a major... More »
Born
Birthplace
Bridgeport, Connecticut
Full Name
John Clayton Mayer

John Mayer Quotes

The feathered cut projects an attitude of ease and quiet confidence that seems to have all but eluded our generation. This is a work in progress, and as my hair grows longer it will serve to become a more stirring and poignant statement.

John Mayer [on haircut]

To adults who will vote for him, Barack Obama represents a return to prosperity. To the youth, he represents an introduction to it.

John Mayer
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