John Mayer Shirtless!!!

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Here's a photo of John Mayer shirtless, and it causes us to ask:

What's the big deal?!?


Is this image really so sexy, so seductive, so irresistible that it would enable the douchebag to bed Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, Cameron Diaz and even Jennifer Aniston?

If you're a female - or Perez Hilton - reading this, please write in and let us know the appeal of John Mayer. The guy scores more in a week than Bret Michaels does on an entire season of Rock of Love.

Is it his looks? Or just his cheesy lyrics?

And if it's the latter, attention Megan Fox: your body is a wonderland.

There. Can we expect a call from the actress now?


John Mayer Biography

John Mayer With Long Hair
John Mayer is a singer, songwriter, guitar player and Grade A douchebag hailing from Connecticut. The cheesy musician has become a major... More »
Bridgeport, Connecticut
Full Name
John Clayton Mayer

John Mayer Quotes

The feathered cut projects an attitude of ease and quiet confidence that seems to have all but eluded our generation. This is a work in progress, and as my hair grows longer it will serve to become a more stirring and poignant statement.

John Mayer [on haircut]

To adults who will vote for him, Barack Obama represents a return to prosperity. To the youth, he represents an introduction to it.

John Mayer