Jessica Simpson Devastated By Maniston Love

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NOTE: Devastated = Wasted.

Stars. They really are just like us. The new Us Weekly says that Jessica Simpson got really drunk when she learned that John Mayer, the lame singer who broke her heart, went public with Jennifer Aniston.

The 27-year-old drowned her sorrows with a four-hour session of drinking at L.A.'s Mexicali Cocina Cantina on May 10, according to the magazine.

On hand were Jess' former bitch CaCee Cobb - who threw up under the table - and her beau Donald Faison. Jessica had to leave her precious Range Rover in the parking lot and calling mom Tina for a ride home.

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This is the same night where Tony Romo allegedly partied solo in Chicago and was overheard telling friends he was single again.

Across the country, Mayer and Aniston went public with their relationship - holding hands and kissing at the Marley & Me cast party in Miami.

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Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson
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