Heidi Montag Hotter Than Lauren Conrad?! No, No, No.

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Maxim has officially jumped the shark.

Just the same, the men's magazine's editors have spoken: Heidi Montag is hotter than Lauren Conrad - they're ranked No. 36 and 56, respectively.

That's according to Maxim's annual "Hot List" poll, which obviously does not deduct points for boob jobs, nose jobs, lip injections or general suckitude.

"Let's hear it for villainy!" Maxim wrote of Heidi Montag in the feature, although they did credit Lauren Conrad for making "the life of a rich young woman seem normal," and for "paving the way for Heidi."

To say the least. What a duck-lipped leech.

Birthday girl Audrina Patridge also represented The Hills at No. 74. We are sad to report that Whitney Port and Lauren "Lo" Bosworth were not ranked.

The Hollywood Gossip takes issue with Maxim's crappy rankings. We wonder if you agree. Who do you think is hotter, Lauren Conrad or Heidi Montag?

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i think it is pathetic. it goes to show how warped ppl's sense of beauty is. a person that is fake in so many ways is labeled as hotter than someone that is a natural beauty and hasnt stabbed other ppl in the back to get ahead.

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This is Maxim were talking about, ofcourse theyre going to say that heidi is hotter, she has bigger boobs and shows more skin. Those are kind of the requirements right?

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Let's face it. Just because some one is labeled as "hot" doesn't mean anything in terms of their brains or personality. Montag may be hotter than Conrad, but is she smart? No. Does she have a good personality? No. Is she an expert at spreading around useless rumors that no one believes in? YES.

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