Heidi Montag Hotter Than Lauren Conrad?! No, No, No.

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Maxim has officially jumped the shark.

Just the same, the men's magazine's editors have spoken: Heidi Montag is hotter than Lauren Conrad - they're ranked No. 36 and 56, respectively.

That's according to Maxim's annual "Hot List" poll, which obviously does not deduct points for boob jobs, nose jobs, lip injections or general suckitude.

"Let's hear it for villainy!" Maxim wrote of Heidi Montag in the feature, although they did credit Lauren Conrad for making "the life of a rich young woman seem normal," and for "paving the way for Heidi."

To say the least. What a duck-lipped leech.

Birthday girl Audrina Patridge also represented The Hills at No. 74. We are sad to report that Whitney Port and Lauren "Lo" Bosworth were not ranked.

The Hollywood Gossip takes issue with Maxim's crappy rankings. We wonder if you agree. Who do you think is hotter, Lauren Conrad or Heidi Montag?

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Just because Heidi dresses like a scank and Lauren doesn't does not mean that Heidi is hotter than Lauren.

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Ok for starters Lauren is deffinitly hotter than hedi. She is so fake its not even funny. Second of all lauren did not have to have some cosmetic surgery to make herself look better. But in my opinion it made Hedi look worse. Her lips are nasty looking. Spencer and Hedi just want attention and even if lauren made a sex tape who cares. Its her business and no one should say a damn thing about it. It just shows how pathetic hedi and spencer are and desperate for attention.

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Lauren is hotter..hands down!!! Heidi is pretty but totally fake in every single way! She is doing all she can to be famous. I think Audrina should have been higher on the count down. She is pretty inside and out.

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Lauren is waaaaaay hotter..Heidi is a fake bimbo, and her boyfriend is an idiot! Case closed.

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Way too go Maxim!! Wow- nice way to get your name plugged a few more thousand times in the ridiculous Montag/Pratt fame game. I mean knowing what kind of reaction you would get by publishing the, OH SO WRONG!, thought of Heidi having more appeal to men than Lauren. Perhaps you sent all of your polls to Pratt. To make matters worse we have to see her "plastic" body and face all over your cover. The cover shot should have been in church with a bible and "I pray for you Lauren" painted across her. She is so full of it. Seriously gross. What kind of "Good Christian" behaves this way. I applaud Lauren and her silence through it all. It must be one of the hardest things she has ever had to do for not slapping that nappy, blonde rat in her face, I wonder if there is anything Lauren could do legally, I mean would this be defamation to her character?

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wad?
LAUREN A LOT BETTER THAN HEIDI!
LC has naturally beauty.Heidi?oh noo

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i think that lauren is way better looking than the heidi, and she has a better outlook on things, heidi is alway in your face, she is a girly girly.

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cough cough! (excuse me while i choke on heidi's ugliness) there is no way that that fugly beeatch is hotter than LC. see that thin duck lips thats becoz of the freakin bjs she gives to her bf spencer the styupid drama queen! can i hear a "boohhoo cryin to my sister, cry that i lost my bestfrend!) oh shut up and suckle at your witch of a girl half moon heidi! .... heidi is definitely hot if you like plastics bred by cruela devil and the big foot! sucky sucky!!! thats ol i can say to heidi! sucky sucky fugly fake cow!!!!!

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The judges must of been ugly preverts that picks easy girls with big fake boobs as who they thought were hotter and I wouldn't doubt they were all guys with porno collections

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Lauren hands down. Why was this even a question? Heidi had to buy her looks, all of Lauren is natural.

Lauren Conrad Biography

Lauren Conrad and New Boyfriend? A Laguna Beach alumna, the gorgeous Lauren Conrad has gone on to be the star of its spin-off series, The Hills. Back in her high school... More »
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Laguna Beach, California
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Lauren Katherine Conrad

Lauren Conrad Quotes

Someone with a great sense of humor is the most important thing, and someone who really supports me in everything I do... I don’t ever want to make an excuse for trying to work hard and having my own life. I love a guy that supports that and loves that.

Lauren Conrad [on men]

I don’t feel girly without long hair! There is something so sexy about having long blonde hair. It’s so feminine.

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