Heidi Montag Hotter Than Lauren Conrad?! No, No, No.

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Maxim has officially jumped the shark.

Just the same, the men's magazine's editors have spoken: Heidi Montag is hotter than Lauren Conrad - they're ranked No. 36 and 56, respectively.

That's according to Maxim's annual "Hot List" poll, which obviously does not deduct points for boob jobs, nose jobs, lip injections or general suckitude.

"Let's hear it for villainy!" Maxim wrote of Heidi Montag in the feature, although they did credit Lauren Conrad for making "the life of a rich young woman seem normal," and for "paving the way for Heidi."

To say the least. What a duck-lipped leech.

Birthday girl Audrina Patridge also represented The Hills at No. 74. We are sad to report that Whitney Port and Lauren "Lo" Bosworth were not ranked.

The Hollywood Gossip takes issue with Maxim's crappy rankings. We wonder if you agree. Who do you think is hotter, Lauren Conrad or Heidi Montag?

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TEAM LAUREN..all the way duudes... heidi is a half moon faced (LIKE LENO) horse-like features and skank...if hotter means prostitute...by all means..heidi...ho and aaaaaway----go away heidi and your fag bf....i wish Lauren can just add more new people on the Hills and eventually faaaaze these 2 moronic F-TARDS out of HER SHOW...

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im srry, but lauren conrad is way more sexier, hotter, prettier, more beautifuller then heidi will EVER be
i think heidi looks old and disgusting but lauren defines the look of a smart 20 year old
and shes a huge role mole

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This is an easy answer! Lauren is HOTTTT!

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lauren of course...hands down..without a dought!!heidi sucks!!

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The people at Maxim must be smoking something cause there is no way in hell Heidi is prettier than LC, not only is Heidi fake (her personality and looks) but just look at their eyes. LC's are beautiful and blue while Heidi's are just dull brown and she always has this blank clueless expression on her face. Lauren all the way!!! Anyone who says different, must be blind.

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Lauren of course..her simplicity makes her way hotter..the fact that she's happy with her own skin makes her even more hotter..come on people, if people had money to but lips, nose, nice abs etc..who wouldn't think you're hot?

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Lauren is difinately wayyyy hotter than heidi!!!

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I absolutely love Heidi and she is hot....but Lauren is much HOTTER.....in my opinion...

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Heyy i watch the hills all the time and its soo like funny because of likle all the drama and stuff that happens ....I Love It yey mee !

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Heidi Heidi Heidi even before her Plastic Surgery.

Lauren Conrad Biography

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Born
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Laguna Beach, California
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Lauren Katherine Conrad

Lauren Conrad Quotes

Someone with a great sense of humor is the most important thing, and someone who really supports me in everything I do... I don’t ever want to make an excuse for trying to work hard and having my own life. I love a guy that supports that and loves that.

Lauren Conrad [on men]

I don’t feel girly without long hair! There is something so sexy about having long blonde hair. It’s so feminine.

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