Heidi Montag Hotter Than Lauren Conrad?! No, No, No.
Maxim has officially jumped the shark.
Just the same, the men’s magazine’s editors have spoken: Heidi Montag is hotter than Lauren Conrad - they’re ranked No. 36 and 56, respectively.
That’s according to Maxim’s annual “Hot List” poll, which obviously does not deduct points for boob jobs, nose jobs, lip injections or general suckitude.
“Let’s hear it for villainy!” Maxim wrote of Heidi Montag in the feature, although they did credit Lauren Conrad for making “the life of a rich young woman seem normal,” and for “paving the way for Heidi.”
To say the least. What a duck-lipped leech.
Birthday girl Audrina Patridge also represented The Hills at No. 74. We are sad to report that Whitney Port and Lauren “Lo” Bosworth were not ranked.
The Hollywood Gossip takes issue with Maxim’s crappy rankings. We wonder if you agree. Who do you think is hotter, Lauren Conrad or Heidi Montag?
Let’s face it. Just because some one is labeled as “hot” doesn’t mean anything in terms of their brains or personality. Montag may be hotter than Conrad, but is she smart? No. Does she have a good personality? No. Is she an expert at spreading around useless rumors that no one believes in? YES.
Let’s say that Lauren made a sex tape with her ex boyfriend Jason. What is it anyone’s business? As a best friend Heidi should have put Spencer in his place for talking smack about it. What is Spencer a prude or following Donald Trumps ‘moral athority’? Give me a break, Spencer needs to apologize to Lauren for disrespecting her and sticking his nose where it didn’t belong. Heidi did apologize for Spencer to Lauren, but standing by a guy like that is a mistake. If he could backstab his girlfriends friend, he can do it to you. Watch your back Heidi! Guys come and go, friends are forever. You’re so young, I can see you with someone way better than Spencer when you’re a little older. Every girl has that early 20’s bf that their connected at the hip with but marriage is supposed to bring your friends and family together not tear them apart. Take it from me honey, it’s a sign. And you’re the kind of girl who does not need to settle, you can have your fairy tale if you really wanted it. I’m sorry but Spencer is an immature trouble maker. I know when you’re 22 you don’t listen to anyone, but take it from someone whose been there. Peace.
This is Maxim were talking about, ofcourse theyre going to say that heidi is hotter, she has bigger boobs and shows more skin. Those are kind of the requirements right?
i think it is pathetic. it goes to show how warped ppl’s sense of beauty is. a person that is fake in so many ways is labeled as hotter than someone that is a natural beauty and hasnt stabbed other ppl in the back to get ahead.
Lauren is all real and natural so lauren is hotter. Heidi is a joke.
i cant even believe this is a question…. even with the fake boobs, lip injections, etc. Heidi has NOTHING on LC! Seriously what was Maxim thinking????
LAUERN is HOTTER than hedi…COme everyone lets face it…Hedi still thinks like a teenager she doesnt forget anything hey thats life she choosed her dumb boyfriend over a friend nO! LAUREN IS 100% prettier!
Heidi is so useless… The only thing she has going for her is the drama with her and her idiot boyfriend Spencer. This is what happened after Laguna Beach. Kristin Cavalleri got all the notoriety for being a bitch while Lauren, who is a pretty down to earth girl, was ignored. She has brains, beauty and she isn’t an awful pain… She should’ve made it mucg higher on the list!
this is a joke! for someone to rank higher for being a pretty pathetic plastic joke over someone who IS a beautiful natural young lady is beyond me! what is the world coming to if they find fakeness more appealing than real natural beauty!
What was Maxim thinking? Lauren is a naturally beautiful girl and Heidi although pretty…is completely 100% fake. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder however I would say that Lauren is definately hotter just based on her natural beauty.
Lauren is waaaay hotter!
Neither!
Lauren is way hotter heidi looks overdone.
LC of course, Montag is a moose. And that arsehole Pratt!!!! Need we say more?
Lauren hands down. Why was this even a question? Heidi had to buy her looks, all of Lauren is natural.
The judges must of been ugly preverts that picks easy girls with big fake boobs as who they thought were hotter and I wouldn’t doubt they were all guys with porno collections
cough cough! (excuse me while i choke on heidi’s ugliness) there is no way that that fugly beeatch is hotter than LC. see that thin duck lips thats becoz of the freakin bjs she gives to her bf spencer the styupid drama queen! can i hear a “boohhoo cryin to my sister, cry that i lost my bestfrend!) oh shut up and suckle at your witch of a girl half moon heidi! …. heidi is definitely hot if you like plastics bred by cruela devil and the big foot! sucky sucky!!! thats ol i can say to heidi! sucky sucky fugly fake cow!!!!!
i think that lauren is way better looking than the heidi, and she has a better outlook on things, heidi is alway in your face, she is a girly girly.
wad?
LAUREN A LOT BETTER THAN HEIDI!
LC has naturally beauty.Heidi?oh noo
Way too go Maxim!! Wow- nice way to get your name plugged a few more thousand times in the ridiculous Montag/Pratt fame game. I mean knowing what kind of reaction you would get by publishing the, OH SO WRONG!, thought of Heidi having more appeal to men than Lauren. Perhaps you sent all of your polls to Pratt. To make matters worse we have to see her “plastic” body and face all over your cover.
The cover shot should have been in church with a bible and “I pray for you Lauren” painted across her. She is so full of it. Seriously gross. What kind of “Good Christian” behaves this way.
I applaud Lauren and her silence through it all. It must be one of the hardest things she has ever had to do for not slapping that nappy, blonde rat in her face, I wonder if there is anything Lauren could do legally, I mean would this be defamation to her character?
Lauren is waaaaaay hotter..Heidi is a fake bimbo, and her boyfriend is an idiot! Case closed.
Lauren is hotter..hands down!!! Heidi is pretty but totally fake in every single way! She is doing all she can to be famous. I think Audrina should have been higher on the count down. She is pretty inside and out.
Ok for starters Lauren is deffinitly hotter than hedi. She is so fake its not even funny. Second of all lauren did not have to have some cosmetic surgery to make herself look better. But in my opinion it made Hedi look worse. Her lips are nasty looking. Spencer and Hedi just want attention and even if lauren made a sex tape who cares. Its her business and no one should say a damn thing about it. It just shows how pathetic hedi and spencer are and desperate for attention.
Just because Heidi dresses like a scank and Lauren doesn’t does not mean that Heidi is hotter than Lauren.
Heidi Heidi Heidi even before her Plastic Surgery.
Heyy i watch the hills all the time and its soo like funny because of likle all the drama and stuff that happens ….I Love It yey mee !
i fink youu shud all watch atch wat ur saying about heidi at the ned of teh day she is still a human being with feelings for fuck sake back off and leave her alone its onli a tv show :@
I absolutely love Heidi and she is hot….but Lauren is much HOTTER…..in my opinion…
Lauren is difinately wayyyy hotter than heidi!!!
Lauren of course..her simplicity makes her way hotter..the fact that she’s happy with her own skin makes her even more hotter..come on people, if people had money to but lips, nose, nice abs etc..who wouldn’t think you’re hot?
The people at Maxim must be smoking something cause there is no way in hell Heidi is prettier than LC, not only is Heidi fake (her personality and looks) but just look at their eyes. LC’s are beautiful and blue while Heidi’s are just dull brown and she always has this blank clueless expression on her face. Lauren all the way!!! Anyone who says different, must be blind.
lauren of course…hands down..without a dought!!heidi sucks!!
This is an easy answer! Lauren is HOTTTT!
im srry, but lauren conrad is way more sexier, hotter, prettier, more beautifuller then heidi will EVER be
i think heidi looks old and disgusting
but lauren defines the look of a smart 20 year old
and shes a huge role mole
TEAM LAUREN..all the way duudes… heidi is a half moon faced (LIKE LENO) horse-like features and skank…if hotter means prostitute…by all means..heidi…ho and aaaaaway—-go away heidi and your fag bf….i wish Lauren can just add more new people on the Hills and eventually faaaaze these 2 moronic F-TARDS out of HER SHOW…
Heidi is fake. Fake hair, fake boobs, and a fake personality. Too blonde, to pink, and too over the top. LC has a groovey bohemian meets city chic style. I’m down with LC. Nice Summer 2008 line. Prices are hot!!
lauren conrad.
Lauren all the way! just cause you have fake boobs, a nose job, fake lips, and fake everything else doesn’t mean you’re Hot!!! Lauren is a Natural HOTTIE!!!
C’MON!!!!!!! Heido looks like a blow up barbie doll!!! Shes fake allll over!! She walkes like a duck, she speaks like an idiot, and she acts like a little girl!!!!! Someone with a personality like hers should no way in anyway shape or form be considered beautiful!!!!! GET OVER YOURSELF
Lauren is so classy and soo put together!! Shes naturally beautiful and anyone that tried to degrade her is purely JEALOUS of her and her life!!! Lauren you rock girl!
eww Heidi is nasty
Lauren is way better
Lauren is so much prettier.
Heidi gets on my nerves!
Lauren has more natural beauty=]
But both of you guys are gorgeous!!!
Truely.
lauren has more class.
Heidi goes along with all the other fakes in the
world.
What do you think?!
Lauren Conrad is definitely the winner…for all the right reasons too. To compare these two is unfair especially because they are so different. My opinion is to go with Lauren.
Maxim magazine is a joke! They couldn’t tell true beauty from a horse. There is no comparison what so ever…Maxim made the mistake of putting Heidi…whom after all her surgery…still manages to look like a horse…ahead of both Lauren and Audrina!!!! If Maxim really wanted to sell magazines…then they should’ve ranked Lauren ahead of Heidi. Hahaha…I bet no one wanted to buy that magazine. Oh well…I season 4 Lauren will finally write both Heidi and Spencer off the show and good riddens to both!
They are Both hot as hell. Looks is not everything sometimes, the least pretty girl I have ever been with had the Best & Greatest vigina on the planet bar none!
Lauren Conrad! She does’nt have to do anything to look good, she is naturally pretty. Heidi bought her looks, there is nothing real about her not even her personality!
are you kidding!? NO WAY is heidi hotter than lauren! and whitney should have been on that list! she is absolutely gorgeous!
omg!!! how could lauren even be compared with heidi. lauren has way more class than heidi and is happy about who she is.