Heidi Montag Hotter Than Lauren Conrad?! No, No, No.

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Maxim has officially jumped the shark.

Just the same, the men's magazine's editors have spoken: Heidi Montag is hotter than Lauren Conrad - they're ranked No. 36 and 56, respectively.

That's according to Maxim's annual "Hot List" poll, which obviously does not deduct points for boob jobs, nose jobs, lip injections or general suckitude.

"Let's hear it for villainy!" Maxim wrote of Heidi Montag in the feature, although they did credit Lauren Conrad for making "the life of a rich young woman seem normal," and for "paving the way for Heidi."

To say the least. What a duck-lipped leech.

Birthday girl Audrina Patridge also represented The Hills at No. 74. We are sad to report that Whitney Port and Lauren "Lo" Bosworth were not ranked.

The Hollywood Gossip takes issue with Maxim's crappy rankings. We wonder if you agree. Who do you think is hotter, Lauren Conrad or Heidi Montag?

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hiedi look like a plastic doll how did they compair with lauren.

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Perfect work!

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oh hell noooo!!lauren is all natural while heidi butt ugly. i just read her playboy interview and she talks about her being religious and she starts talking shit about lauren.so lauren wayy prettier. heidi stlls needs to do plastic surgery..

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Yep! for sure Lauren is a Miss know it all...sex tape and all...at least Heidi isn't stupid enough to make a sex tape...haha...Lauren is soooo bitter because she wanted everyone to think she's sooo perfect...but she sucks...maybe even his....but either way ...she's single cos she's a leftover....no one wants something that's tainted. haha...no wonder she's so bitter and so unwilling to forgive heidi...talk about being a bigger person...haha...lauren only looks good cos of the show...in reality, she's got issues...even with men! what kind of person would go back to Steven...hello you were only a rebound...haha...you idiot...you cheap pathetic fool...

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wow...heidi looks amazing in this shot! Lauren always looks the same---she's very boring! but seriously Heidi looks a bit different in here...

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I think lauren has her natural beauty which is a good thing. both lauren and Heidi are beautiful . What maxim did was not the right thing.IF ia was Heidi i wouldn't have choosen my friend who i have been friends with for long time, i would have balance it. I would have spent time with my boy friend and then with my friends

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omg!!! how could lauren even be compared with heidi. lauren has way more class than heidi and is happy about who she is.

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are you kidding!? NO WAY is heidi hotter than lauren! and whitney should have been on that list! she is absolutely gorgeous!

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Lauren Conrad! She does'nt have to do anything to look good, she is naturally pretty. Heidi bought her looks, there is nothing real about her not even her personality!

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They are Both hot as hell. Looks is not everything sometimes, the least pretty girl I have ever been with had the Best & Greatest vigina on the planet bar none!