Heidi Montag Hotter Than Lauren Conrad?! No, No, No.
Maxim has officially jumped the shark.
Just the same, the men's magazine's editors have spoken: Heidi Montag is hotter than Lauren Conrad - they're ranked No. 36 and 56, respectively.
That's according to Maxim's annual "Hot List" poll, which obviously does not deduct points for boob jobs, nose jobs, lip injections or general suckitude.
"Let's hear it for villainy!" Maxim wrote of Heidi Montag in the feature, although they did credit Lauren Conrad for making "the life of a rich young woman seem normal," and for "paving the way for Heidi."
To say the least. What a duck-lipped leech.
Birthday girl Audrina Patridge also represented The Hills at No. 74. We are sad to report that Whitney Port and Lauren "Lo" Bosworth were not ranked.
The Hollywood Gossip takes issue with Maxim's crappy rankings. We wonder if you agree. Who do you think is hotter, Lauren Conrad or Heidi Montag?
May 9th, 2008 3:28 PM
Let's face it. Just because some one is labeled as "hot" doesn't mean anything in terms of their brains or personality. Montag may be hotter than Conrad, but is she smart? No. Does she have a good personality? No. Is she an expert at spreading around useless rumors that no one believes in? YES.
May 9th, 2008 3:55 PM
Let's say that Lauren made a sex tape with her ex boyfriend Jason. What is it anyone's business? As a best friend Heidi should have put Spencer in his place for talking smack about it. What is Spencer a prude or following Donald Trumps 'moral athority'? Give me a break, Spencer needs to apologize to Lauren for disrespecting her and sticking his nose where it didn't belong. Heidi did apologize for Spencer to Lauren, but standing by a guy like that is a mistake. If he could backstab his girlfriends friend, he can do it to you. Watch your back Heidi! Guys come and go, friends are forever. You're so young, I can see you with someone way better than Spencer when you're a little older. Every girl has that early 20's bf that their connected at the hip with but marriage is supposed to bring your friends and family together not tear them apart. Take it from me honey, it's a sign. And you're the kind of girl who does not need to settle, you can have your fairy tale if you really wanted it. I'm sorry but Spencer is an immature trouble maker. I know when you're 22 you don't listen to anyone, but take it from someone whose been there. Peace.
May 9th, 2008 4:11 PM
This is Maxim were talking about, ofcourse theyre going to say that heidi is hotter, she has bigger boobs and shows more skin. Those are kind of the requirements right?
May 9th, 2008 6:06 PM
i think it is pathetic. it goes to show how warped ppl's sense of beauty is. a person that is fake in so many ways is labeled as hotter than someone that is a natural beauty and hasnt stabbed other ppl in the back to get ahead.
May 9th, 2008 6:46 PM
Lauren is all real and natural so lauren is hotter. Heidi is a joke.
May 9th, 2008 8:32 PM
i cant even believe this is a question.... even with the fake boobs, lip injections, etc. Heidi has NOTHING on LC! Seriously what was Maxim thinking????
May 9th, 2008 10:03 PM
LAUERN is HOTTER than hedi...COme everyone lets face it...Hedi still thinks like a teenager she doesnt forget anything hey thats life she choosed her dumb boyfriend over a friend nO! LAUREN IS 100% prettier!
May 10th, 2008 1:31 AM
Heidi is so useless... The only thing she has going for her is the drama with her and her idiot boyfriend Spencer. This is what happened after Laguna Beach. Kristin Cavalleri got all the notoriety for being a bitch while Lauren, who is a pretty down to earth girl, was ignored. She has brains, beauty and she isn't an awful pain... She should've made it mucg higher on the list!
May 10th, 2008 4:09 AM
this is a joke! for someone to rank higher for being a pretty pathetic plastic joke over someone who IS a beautiful natural young lady is beyond me! what is the world coming to if they find fakeness more appealing than real natural beauty!
May 10th, 2008 8:55 AM
What was Maxim thinking? Lauren is a naturally beautiful girl and Heidi although pretty...is completely 100% fake. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder however I would say that Lauren is definately hotter just based on her natural beauty.