A Toastee Toof sex tape landed this Q-list celebrity a new reality show.
Ditto for the Kim Kardashian sex tape.
But we can only hope confirmation of a R. Kelly sex tape will land this pedophilic singer in jail for a long time. Following the testimony of a recent employee yesterday, this appears closer than ever.
Lindsey Perryman, who worked as a personal assistant to R. Kelly and his family on and off for seven years, was among the latest witnesses to identify the musician and the alleged victim as the ones on the graphic 27-minute videotape.
"I didn't want to think it was them," Perryman said, adding that she never saw anything that might make her think the Grammy-winning singer might be involved in anything untoward, even after he was indicted in 2002.
If the R. Kelly sex tape is proven to be legitimate, the singer will have a reaction similar to this.
"He treated the people that worked with him extremely well," Perryman added. "There was never any reason to walk away and say I would call the police."
Tell that to the minor R. Kelly is accused of having sex with and urinating on.The singer is charged with 14 counts of child pornography for allegedly videotaping himself getting it on with an underage girl; hefaces up to 15 years in prison if convicted.
After seeing the video for a second time, she is "110 percent" certain that it stars her former boss.
"The image I saw looked exactly like Mr. Kelly," she said, adding she was "shocked" and "disturbed" by the tape.
Perryman added that she recognized the girl as the one in the video by her cheekbones, as well as by the "distinctive" way she moved her mouth, smiled and talked, she told jurors.
Prosecutors claim the tape was made between Jan. 1, 1998, and Nov. 1, 2000, and that the young female in the tape was born in September 1984. That's sick, R. Kelly.