Dina Lohan - the woman responsible for raising Lindsay Lohan into the sex-crazed drug addict that she is - was presented with an award for being one of the Top 20 Moms in Long Island by the "Mingling Moms" of Long Island, a group that must lack an Internet connection and/or any ability to read about the celebrity gossip world.
Accepting the honor, Dina actually gave advice to Tish, the mother of Miley Cyrus.
"I don't know Miley's mom, but stay strong. Stay strong, keep your head up," Dina said, referring to Miley's controversial Vanity Fair photograph.
Dina also said Miley Cyrus is talented and added that Tish should always remember to be her mom before all else.
She then left to pose for more photos and sign autographs.