We hate to break it to you, David Cook - but you better get used to this.
Especially if you win American Idol next week, life as you know it will cease to exist. This is mostly a good thing.
But it also means that a trip to Sbarro with friends will become major celebrity gossip news. That's the way of our world. Welcome to it.
David Cook looks less than pleased to be photographed as he grabs a slice of pizza.