Brody Jenner: Still a Champion Party Animal

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There are a few guarantees in the celebrity world.

Paula Abdul is insane, Hillary Clinton will stop at nothing to win, The Bachelor star will not actually marry the recipient of the final rose, and Brody Jenner isn't going to a party if there aren't any girls. Plain and simple.

Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne Pic

The reality show regular and ex of Lauren Conrad hit six Chicago bars in two hours the other night after hosting a party at a local pub, McFadden's.

The Hills' Brody Jenner doing what Brody Jenner does best: partying.

"He was swigging Grey Goose vodka straight from the bottle and looked practically comatose," said a New York Post source.

"The bar smelled awful, but girls in tube tops were swarming all over him."

Brody Jenner also hit club Underground and ended his night at Rino... "But he left quickly because it was filled with all men," said a spy.

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Brody Jenner Quotes

[Spencer bails on Brody's BBQ]
Brody Jenner: Just stop flaking out. I mean if you're going to make plans with me then just stick with it.
Spencer Pratt: You're a lot like LC over here.
Brody Jenner: I understand that you're in love. But it just sucks when you just flake out on your homies like this all the time.

You said you've been a bachelor for 23 years... that's good because you're about to get married, and you won't have any sex. I know some married couples, dude. They don't have sex!

Brody Jenner [trying to talk Spencer Pratt out of his engagement to Heidi Montag]