Well... not really. But she is at a party, okay? You have to understand, Britney Spears gossip is just not what it used to be.
That's probably a good thing as far as the troubled singer not dying is concerned. Her dad, Jamie Spears, deserves much credit.
The video below is a prime example.
Here's an undercover video of Jamie and Britney Spears hanging out at Christian Audigier's birthday party the other night.
Watching his daughter like a hawk, when Jamie realizes they are being recorded, he moves the booze away from Britney.
Exciting stuff, people! Well ... not really. But it's a national holiday, so cut The Hollywood Gossip a little slack, okay?