Barack Obama Vows to End War... Between Heidi and Lauren

Barack Obama has proven time and again that he's the right man to lead America.

Unlike other politicians that see every issue in black and white, Obama has the insight to truly analyze an issue, to use proper judgment before making a decision, to avoid pandering to audiences in favor of actually having a discussion with them.

He proved as much during his ground-breaking speech on race relations a few weeks ago, and he did so again with an appearance in The Late Show with David Letterman this week.

"My first act as President will be to stop the fighting between Lauren and Heidi on The Hills," the presidential hopeful read as part of his Top Ten "Surprising Facts" about himself last night.

Sounding reasonable and thoughtful as always, Barack Obama did not choose sides in the Heidi Montag/Lauren Conrad feud. But he did vow to end this war.

Among other surprising facts Obama revealed about himself were:

• "Number 5: I have canceled all my appearances the day the Sex and the City movie opens."
• "Number 2: This has nothing to do with the Top Ten, but what the heck is up with Paula Abdul?"

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