Ali Lohan Wants Your Pity
With her reality show premiering this month, Ali Lohan wants you to know one thing: it's tough being her. Please read about it in People Magazine. Please shower her with pity.
Oh, and make sure you watch Living Lohan on Memorial Day.
As a way of hyping her new series, Ali opened up to People about the trouble she's faced in school. It's horrible, folks.
"A little while ago ... a couple of girls in school made up a video of me and put it up on YouTube," Ali said. "They used disgusting words. Like if my mom ever heard me say that stuff, I'd be grounded for life! ... They're disgusting kids. I got really aggravated."
Right. Because Dina Lohan has probably never heard such ugly words. Heck, she probably get called worse every day on the street.
Ali Lohan wants your sympathy and your eye balls tuned to Living Lohan.
So, did Ali learn anything from the harrowing experience? How does her current home schooling situation differ from being stuck in a classroom with - gasp! - non-celebrities?
"You learn so much more â" it's just hard to focus when girls are giving you problems," she said. "No one's talking about you behind your back. It's definitely easier."



May 20th, 2008 7:15 AM
shes a crazy woman
May 20th, 2008 10:44 AM
Wait. Is that a pic of Ali or Dina? The person in that pic looks 40!
May 21st, 2008 11:15 AM
I'm looking forward in watching "Living Lohan" when it debuts next week. the only problem is what time it's on. Oh, I get it figured out. I'm looking forward in watch Dina and her daughter. I just might like it.
May 23rd, 2008 1:48 AM
ali lohan is good girl, and a like her. She is beautiful.
Maybe anybody think I'm crazy but I won see her.
Call me 0911877784
May 25th, 2008 5:12 PM
that little girl is only 14. shes a freshman in high school! try and find a little goodwill in your hearts for her. its never easy being fourteen, and I believe she has it harder than most of us did at that age.
May 27th, 2008 11:15 AM
Leave the girl alone she is 14! It all bitchy little girl who wish they could have what Ali has. It's all jealousy keep your head up! and look up to your sister but instead burn your own path you dont want to incur the same things she did
May 27th, 2008 12:05 PM
you know what yall need to stop because im 14 like her and the girls are really bitchy...
i watched the sow yesterday and im planning on watching it next monday
June 3rd, 2008 7:55 AM
Cute kid, you know she just has to outdo her older sis. Yes Ali has rocky road ahead of her.
June 5th, 2008 3:36 PM
please, i went to school with girls like her. she's not much better, but she can play the pity card because the cameras are rolling.
June 10th, 2008 2:10 PM
I didn't say those comments. Michael said those to me.
June 10th, 2008 2:12 PM
Thx 4 watching the show if u did. the mean girlz were really mean though. i enjoyed the interview with access hollywood!!!it waz amazzzing!!!guyz, if u want my email its:
aligatorali325006@msn.com
June 14th, 2008 11:59 PM
omg..
you guys HAVE to f*ck their lifes over dOnt you??
get a life and try publishing positives!!! seriously,let the girl breathe??
what's wrong with you people..just because their family had problems doesn't make them different. every other family has those takebacks..its completely normal and they are just trying ti cintinue with life.
June 16th, 2008 7:56 AM
Ali dont mind people who tak behind ur back and dont let them bring u down coz they r jst jealous i knw gals can be mean but keep ur head up im 14 too and its tough
June 19th, 2008 2:14 PM
hey i cant seem to find ali lohans email ANYWHERE on the internet! and i have been told often when i meet people that i look like her and i'd really like to talk wid her........... over email plz respond with an accurate email address
June 22nd, 2008 4:14 AM
I saw the mean girls ep and seriously girls are bitches most of the time out of jealousy so keep your head held high ali I'm looking forward to hearing your release album especially how far is your heaven!
July 9th, 2008 9:56 PM
Ali is gorguz and she does not look old! She has a dream at 14 and shes out there doing something about it so you can all keep your mouths shut! She has so much determination. Btw if you ever met Ali, you wouldnt say all that bitchy stuff to her face, so dont say it. Mwah mwah xx
July 9th, 2008 10:17 PM
I'm turning fifteen and my heart goes out to Ali Lohan. She has it ten times worse than anyone else. Those girls are horrible! I would've beat the hell out of them! Ali Lohan is an inspiration. People who say otherwise are so petty, stupid, immature and need to get over themselves.
July 19th, 2008 1:14 AM
Leave her alone I am sick of it
September 4th, 2008 10:08 AM
Hey, leave her alone, she's 14. I know what it's like to be 14 cuz i am 14. I even wished i was her sometimes. Ali, don't ever let the critics get in your way. Btw, i love your song, ALL THE WAY AROUND, keep up the good work!
September 4th, 2008 10:23 AM
JJ, are u blind or what? ali is so cute in that photograph. she doesn't look 40, y can't u people give her a break? she's 14, she's still young.
September 4th, 2008 10:31 AM
JJ, are u blind or what? ali is so cute in that photograph. she doesn't look 40, y can't u people give her a break? she's 14, she's still young.
September 4th, 2008 10:33 AM
Hey, leave her alone, she's 14. I know what it's like to be 14 cuz i am 14. I even wished i was her sometimes. Ali, don't ever let the critics get in your way. Btw, i love your song, ALL THE WAY AROUND, keep up the good work!
September 4th, 2008 10:35 AM
Hey, leave her alone, she's 14. I know what it's like to be 14 cuz i am 14. I even wished i was her sometimes. Ali, don't ever let the critics get in your way. Btw, i love your song, ALL THE WAY AROUND, keep up the good work!