With her reality show premiering this month, Ali Lohan wants you to know one thing: it's tough being her. Please read about it in People Magazine. Please shower her with pity.
Oh, and make sure you watch Living Lohan on Memorial Day.
As a way of hyping her new series, Ali opened up to People about the trouble she's faced in school. It's horrible, folks.
"A little while ago ... a couple of girls in school made up a video of me and put it up on YouTube," Ali said. "They used disgusting words. Like if my mom ever heard me say that stuff, I'd be grounded for life! ... They're disgusting kids. I got really aggravated."
Right. Because Dina Lohan has probably never heard such ugly words. Heck, she probably get called worse every day on the street.
Ali Lohan wants your sympathy and your eye balls tuned to Living Lohan.
So, did Ali learn anything from the harrowing experience? How does her current home schooling situation differ from being stuck in a classroom with - gasp! - non-celebrities?
"You learn so much more â€" it's just hard to focus when girls are giving you problems," she said. "No one's talking about you behind your back. It's definitely easier."