Christmas may have taken place a few months ago, but forgive Kim Kardashian for first coming forward now with the list of gifts she purchased for loved ones.

The socialite was busy this whole time walking around with a giant ass and posing for celebrity gossip photographers.

In her latest blog entry, though, Kim recounts the presents she bought for Reggie Bush and others:

"I bought everyone bowling balls… Reggie's is a clear ball with a skull, [little brother] Rob's is an eye ball, [Rob's girlfriend Adrienne Bailon] got a cheetah ball (get it?), [sister] Kourtney got a black-and-white striped ball, [Kourtney's boyfriend Scott Disick]'s is a dollar bill ball, [sister] Khloe received a leopard ball, and I gave myself a pink one, of course!"

Kim Kardashian holds Reggie Bush's ball. And our staff makes a very immature joke.