The Hollywood Gossip TV Watch: Dancing with the Gossip Girl, Hills, Bachelor and WWE Stars

by at . Comments

As warm weather begins to coat the east coast in sunshine, so does the television dial begin to heat the hearts of viewers with new and exciting programming.

Because we aim to deliver more than just mundane celebrity gossip, here's our look at what couch potatoes can sit back and enjoy this evening:

Gossip Girl: It's back!!! Without the backstabbing actions of Blair, the shady shenanigans of Chuck and the uber-hotness of Serena, our lives have felt emptier over the past few months than K-Fed's bank account after a late-night trip to Scores in Las Vegas; or Heidi Montag's soul; or a Fiji water bottle on a sweltering afternoon in LA.

Tremendous metaphors aside, the point remains: Gossip Girl is back tonight with new episodes. We're giddier than Kim Kardashian at a sale for extra large thongs.

Dancing with the Stars: Despite the fact that Kristi Yamguchi is a heavier favorite on this show than either David Cook or David Archuleta on American Idol, we still tune in every night. Our dream is for a staffer from The Hollywood Gossip to be included on Dancing with the Stars one day.

We'd rumba circles around Perez Hilton. 

The Bachelor: How will Shayne Lamas embarrass herself this week? How many swoons and tears will Matt Grant be responsible for over a period of one hour? So many questions. So many desperate, pathetic women.

WWE RAW: A special three-hour presentation of the WWE's flagship show promises a showdown in the ring between Barack Obama and Hilary Clinton. If it's anything like last week's debate on ABC, John McCain will be declared the winner.

The Hills: This show revolves around spoiled, beautiful socialites named Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag and Audrina Patridge. Tonight - as a bonus - Justin "Bobby" Brescia reportedly makes his return! What's not to love about him (everything)?

The Hills couples: Heidi and Spencer; Audrina and Justin-Bobby. 

Tags: , ,
Like Us On Facebook

More From The Hollywood Gossip

Arie-luyendyk-jr-picture

Arie Luyendyk Jr.: The Next Bachelor?

Is Arie Luyendyk Jr. giving Chris Soules a run for his money as the next Bachelor?
Soules-man

Chris Soules: Not the Next Bachelor After All?

Is Bachelor front-runner Chris Soules not a lock for the gig after all? Read on for the latest.
Juan-pablo-galavis-angela-cottone

Angela Cottone: Juan Pablo Galavis Tried to Pick Me Up, Never Mentioned Nikki Ferrell!

Juan Pablo Galavis was caught cozying up to a sexy brunette last weekend, and Angela Cottone says he never mentioned Nikki Ferrell once.
The-bachelorette-clip-andi-dorfman-on-chris-soules

Chris Soules: The Bachelor-in-Waiting After The Bachelorette Exit?

Is Chris Soules The Bachelor for next season? The rumor certainly received a big boost after his exit from The Bachelorette last night.

Avatar

i hate heidi and spencer. get out of lauren conrads face u bitches