The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 26 Comments (Page 2)

16 Comments

11. Natasha Says:
    April 20th, 2008 9:38 PM
    

    How Mariah uses her enlarged mammary glands to keep the nasty away.

12. cutieshortie2005 Says:
    April 20th, 2008 9:45 PM
    

    Wow the rumors are true...total gay

13. heather Says:
    April 21st, 2008 2:31 AM
    

    Ryan- Please tell me you're a man....
    Mariah- mmm...

14. Joanna Says:
    April 21st, 2008 9:36 AM
    

    Ryan: Mariah, you are the BEST, Madonna's got nothing on you!
    
    Mariah: Yes, I already knew that.....

15. Stephanie Says:
    April 21st, 2008 11:59 AM
    

    DON'T 'Touch My Body'

16. Charity Says:
    April 22nd, 2008 12:56 PM
    

    Ryan: I am sooo taller than Mariah thanks to this faux-hawk...Thank you Sanjaya for opening my eyes to creative hairstyles!