The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 26
Welcome, celeb gossip readers across the land, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our fun weekly tradition. Let's take a look at who won this week!
We thought a photo American Idol, featuring Mariah Carey and Ryan Seacrest, was guaranteed to generate some good captions. And it certainly did!
This week's winner is Sally. Congrats! The winning reply appears below the picture. Scroll down to see it and the full list of captions readers sent in.
Thanks for playing and good luck this week!

Ryan: E=mc2 is right, Ryan Seacrest is scoring tonight.
Mariah: If he comes anywhere near my body, I will hunt him down.
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April 22nd, 2008 12:56 PM
Ryan: I am sooo taller than Mariah thanks to this faux-hawk...Thank you Sanjaya for opening my eyes to creative hairstyles!
April 21st, 2008 11:59 AM
DON'T 'Touch My Body'
April 21st, 2008 9:36 AM
Ryan: Mariah, you are the BEST, Madonna's got nothing on you!
Mariah: Yes, I already knew that.....
April 21st, 2008 2:31 AM
Ryan- Please tell me you're a man....
Mariah- mmm...
April 20th, 2008 9:45 PM
Wow the rumors are true...total gay
April 20th, 2008 9:38 PM
How Mariah uses her enlarged mammary glands to keep the nasty away.
April 20th, 2008 2:47 AM
I can feel this fool's lip gloss all on my frickin' cheek.
April 19th, 2008 11:11 PM
Ryan: E=mc2 is right, ryan seacrest is scoring tonight.
Mariah: if he comes anywhere near my body, i will hunt him down.
April 19th, 2008 8:16 PM
OMG I hope my boob pressing into his chest does not burst, eww does he have to kiss me, doesnt he know who I am
April 19th, 2008 10:15 AM
Ryan tried to steady himself as he felt a great pressure building up on his ribcage