The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 26
Welcome, celeb gossip readers across the land, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our fun weekly tradition. Let’s take a look at who won this week!
We thought a photo American Idol, featuring Mariah Carey and Ryan Seacrest, was guaranteed to generate some good captions. And it certainly did!
This week’s winner is Sally. Congrats! The winning reply appears below the picture. Scroll down to see it and the full list of captions readers sent in.
Thanks for playing and good luck this week!

Ryan: E=mc2 is right, Ryan Seacrest is scoring tonight.
Mariah: If he comes anywhere near my body, I will hunt him down.


Your cheek is so much softer than Simon’s.
Mariah Carey: Sorry, Ryan, this is the only pole I’m touching all night.
Man this Mariah Carey statue looks so real…
Shana who?
Just an air kiss Ryan. I don’t want your lipstick on my face.
Ryan: Err Mariah my face is over here.
Ryan tried to steady himself as he felt a great pressure building up on his ribcage
OMG I hope my boob pressing into his chest does not burst, eww does he have to kiss me, doesnt he know who I am
Ryan: E=mc2 is right, ryan seacrest is scoring tonight.
Mariah: if he comes anywhere near my body, i will hunt him down.
I can feel this fool’s lip gloss all on my frickin’ cheek.
How Mariah uses her enlarged mammary glands to keep the nasty away.
Wow the rumors are true…total gay
Ryan- Please tell me you’re a man….
Mariah- mmm…
Ryan: Mariah, you are the BEST, Madonna’s got nothing on you!
Mariah: Yes, I already knew that…..
DON’T ‘Touch My Body’
Ryan: I am sooo taller than Mariah thanks to this faux-hawk…Thank you Sanjaya for opening my eyes to creative hairstyles!