Welcome, celeb gossip readers across the land, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our fun weekly tradition. Let's take a look at who won this week!
We thought a photo American Idol, featuring Mariah Carey and Ryan Seacrest, was guaranteed to generate some good captions. And it certainly did!
This week's winner is Sally. Congrats! The winning reply appears below the picture. Scroll down to see it and the full list of captions readers sent in.
Thanks for playing and good luck this week!
Ryan: E=mc2 is right, Ryan Seacrest is scoring tonight.
Mariah: If he comes anywhere near my body, I will hunt him down.
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16 Comments
April 18th, 2008 2:43 PM
Your cheek is so much softer than Simon's.
April 18th, 2008 2:44 PM
Mariah Carey: Sorry, Ryan, this is the only pole I'm touching all night.
April 18th, 2008 2:44 PM
Man this Mariah Carey statue looks so real...
April 18th, 2008 4:07 PM
Shana who?
April 18th, 2008 5:10 PM
Just an air kiss Ryan. I don't want your lipstick on my face.
April 18th, 2008 5:41 PM
Ryan: Err Mariah my face is over here.
April 19th, 2008 10:15 AM
Ryan tried to steady himself as he felt a great pressure building up on his ribcage
April 19th, 2008 8:16 PM
OMG I hope my boob pressing into his chest does not burst, eww does he have to kiss me, doesnt he know who I am
April 19th, 2008 11:11 PM
Ryan: E=mc2 is right, ryan seacrest is scoring tonight.
Mariah: if he comes anywhere near my body, i will hunt him down.
April 20th, 2008 2:47 AM
I can feel this fool's lip gloss all on my frickin' cheek.