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The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 26

Welcome, celeb gossip readers across the land, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our fun weekly tradition. Let's take a look at who won this week!

We thought a photo American Idol, featuring Mariah Carey and Ryan Seacrest, was guaranteed to generate some good captions. And it certainly did!

This week's winner is Sally. Congrats! The winning reply appears below the picture. Scroll down to see it and the full list of captions readers sent in.

Thanks for playing and good luck this week!

Mariah and Ryan

Ryan: E=mc2 is right, Ryan Seacrest is scoring tonight.
Mariah: If he comes anywhere near my body, I will hunt him down.

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  1. mischalova Says:

    Your cheek is so much softer than Simon's.

  2. mischalova Says:

    Mariah Carey: Sorry, Ryan, this is the only pole I'm touching all night.

  3. rye bread Says:

    Man this Mariah Carey statue looks so real...

  4. B Says:

    Shana who?

  5. Brooke Says:

    Just an air kiss Ryan. I don't want your lipstick on my face.

  6. J.Dog Says:

    Ryan: Err Mariah my face is over here.

  7. Rob Falconer Says:

    Ryan tried to steady himself as he felt a great pressure building up on his ribcage

  8. Allie Says:

    OMG I hope my boob pressing into his chest does not burst, eww does he have to kiss me, doesnt he know who I am

  9. Sally Says:

    Ryan: E=mc2 is right, ryan seacrest is scoring tonight.
    Mariah: if he comes anywhere near my body, i will hunt him down.

  10. slayerbarbie Says:

    I can feel this fool's lip gloss all on my frickin' cheek.

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