The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 25

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Welcome, celebrity gossip and news readers, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our fun weekly tradition. Let's take a look at this week's results!

This week's contest - using a shot from The Hills, featuring the lovely Whitney Port and a very excited Lauren Conrad - generated a lot of classic captions.

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It's too bad we must choose only one winner, but that's the way it is, and Rebecca, you're it. Congrats! Scroll down below the photo for the winning entry!

The full list of submissions appears further down the page. They're quite funny. Thank you all for playing and best of luck in our next Caption Contest!

Lauren: OMG Brody broke up with his girlfriend and wants to go out with me for the 500th time!!!
Whitney: Oh, no. That means I have to hear all about Brody and Lauren's pathetic life 24/7 and act like I care. Why can't he just settle with me?

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Unseen Guy: Its this BIG.
Lauren: *Stunned*
Whitney: I've seen better.

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Lauren: I'm flying! I'm really really flying! Whitney: see spencer, this is why not to do crack.

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Unseen guy: honestly mine is THIS big!
Lauren: OMG!!! WTF!!!
Whitney (thinks...) I bet he's hung like a mouse really

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Lauren: WHAT!? you say i'm the fairest of them all!!! Whitney: yeah, just keep telling yourself that!

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Lauren: OMG Brody broke up with his girlfriend and wants to go out with me for the 500TH time!!!
Whitney: Oh no that means I have to hear all about Brody and Lauren's pathetic life 24/7 and act like I care. Why can't he just settle with me?

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Lauren: OMG!! Put it away..
Whitney: I have never seen one like that?!

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Unseen Male: So I just took that goat and f****d it in the a**! Lauren: Oh my gosh that is sick! Whitney: Big whoop, I have done that dozens of times with a strap on...

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Lauren: OMG!!!!! I just realised how much I actually like Heidi and Spencer. I want Heidi to be my BFF again! Whitney: I told her not to drink a whole bottle of vodka but would she listen? No.......

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Lauren: OMG! You can get us in at Hyde!? Yes!!
Whitney: ... Here she goes again.

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OMFG!!!!! Heidi had ANOTHER operation?!?!?!!

Lauren Conrad Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Laguna Beach, California
Full Name
Lauren Katherine Conrad

Lauren Conrad Quotes

Someone with a great sense of humor is the most important thing, and someone who really supports me in everything I do... I don’t ever want to make an excuse for trying to work hard and having my own life. I love a guy that supports that and loves that.

Lauren Conrad [on men]

I don’t feel girly without long hair! There is something so sexy about having long blonde hair. It’s so feminine.

Lauren Conrad