The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 25
Welcome, celebrity gossip and news readers, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our fun weekly tradition. Let's take a look at this week's results!
This week's contest - using a shot from The Hills, featuring the lovely Whitney Port and a very excited Lauren Conrad - generated a lot of classic captions.
It's too bad we must choose only one winner, but that's the way it is, and Rebecca, you're it. Congrats! Scroll down below the photo for the winning entry!
The full list of submissions appears further down the page. They're quite funny. Thank you all for playing and best of luck in our next Caption Contest!

Lauren: OMG Brody broke up with his girlfriend and wants to go out with me for the 500th time!!!
Whitney: Oh, no. That means I have to hear all about Brody and Lauren's pathetic life 24/7 and act like I care. Why can't he just settle with me?
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April 16th, 2008 12:33 PM
You say people are friends with me only because I have a tv show???!?
April 15th, 2008 8:51 PM
Guess what Lauren ? guess who is coming to visit? Steven! What do you think Brody would say about that? Audrina is seeing loser again. Bobby whatever. I think Hiedi the long nose is trying to take your place where Audrina is concerned. You should stay with the French dudes at least they kissed your hand instead of you kissing other guys ass like Brody.I think you should go home ans kick Audrina out of the guest cottage. That way you'll have extra space for the French guys. Armani said your clothes sucked.
April 15th, 2008 2:19 PM
Lauren- OMG! Audrina is pregnant with Brody's baby? You're lying right? You're not!!!????
Whitney- LAUREN! I told you that girl was a skank...you NEVER listen to me. (Secretly thinking...I've been scamming on him too!!! HAHAHA, BITCH!)
April 14th, 2008 10:18 PM
That IS pretty big! Look, do you think it will fit?
April 14th, 2008 9:23 PM
Oh My God...Spencer is Pregnant with Heidi's baby!! I knew that guy was always a b*$#@ deep down. And she has always been a real prick.
April 14th, 2008 5:46 PM
aye your soo pretty girl but tell heidi that im glad she dont like spencer anymore i didnt like him
April 14th, 2008 1:30 PM
So....thats how you use a spoon?
April 14th, 2008 1:26 PM
Whitney has a clotheing line too, No freakin way...we are so totally BFF's
April 14th, 2008 1:24 PM
Lauren- wow, i never new feet can do this to a person
Whitney - eh, its not like i had to try hard
April 14th, 2008 9:14 AM
when footsie goes wrong!