The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 25
Welcome, celebrity gossip and news readers, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our fun weekly tradition. Let's take a look at this week's results!
This week's contest - using a shot from The Hills, featuring the lovely Whitney Port and a very excited Lauren Conrad - generated a lot of classic captions.
It's too bad we must choose only one winner, but that's the way it is, and Rebecca, you're it. Congrats! Scroll down below the photo for the winning entry!
The full list of submissions appears further down the page. They're quite funny. Thank you all for playing and best of luck in our next Caption Contest!
Lauren: OMG Brody broke up with his girlfriend and wants to go out with me for the 500th time!!!
Whitney: Oh, no. That means I have to hear all about Brody and Lauren's pathetic life 24/7 and act like I care. Why can't he just settle with me?
April 11th, 2008 3:03 PM
OMG Brody has another girlfriend?!?
April 11th, 2008 3:11 PM
Really? Season Four? I'll totally do it!!!!!
April 11th, 2008 3:13 PM
OMFG!!!!! Heidi had ANOTHER operation?!?!?!!
April 11th, 2008 3:14 PM
Lauren: OMG! You can get us in at Hyde!? Yes!!
Whitney: ... Here she goes again.
April 11th, 2008 4:20 PM
Lauren: OMG!!!!! I just realised how much I actually like Heidi and Spencer. I want Heidi to be my BFF again!
Whitney: I told her not to drink a whole bottle of vodka but would she listen? No.......
April 11th, 2008 4:39 PM
Unseen Male: So I just took that goat and f****d it in the a**!
Lauren: Oh my gosh that is sick!
Whitney: Big whoop, I have done that dozens of times with a strap on...
April 11th, 2008 5:02 PM
Lauren: OMG!! Put it away..
Whitney: I have never seen one like that?!
April 11th, 2008 8:49 PM
Lauren: OMG Brody broke up with his girlfriend and wants to go out with me for the 500TH time!!!
Whitney: Oh no that means I have to hear all about Brody and Lauren's pathetic life 24/7 and act like I care. Why can't he just settle with me?
April 12th, 2008 12:50 AM
Lauren: WHAT!? you say i'm the fairest of them all!!!
Whitney: yeah, just keep telling yourself that!
April 12th, 2008 5:38 AM
laren conrad, whitney port and a CON MAN are "talking" the same language!!
April 12th, 2008 7:02 AM
Unseen guy: honestly mine is THIS big!
Lauren: OMG!!! WTF!!!
Whitney (thinks...) I bet he's hung like a mouse really
April 12th, 2008 11:21 AM
Lauren: I'm flying! I'm really really flying!
Whitney: see spencer, this is why not to do crack.
April 12th, 2008 2:47 PM
Unseen Guy: Its this BIG.
Lauren: *Stunned*
Whitney: I've seen better.
April 12th, 2008 11:58 PM
Lauren: OMFG I'm a controlling annoying scary clingy friend who tries to dictate people's lives!!
Whitney: Totally.
April 13th, 2008 6:47 PM
unseen guy: yeah, i saw the pictures of audrina, i have already f****d her
lauren: omg no! shes a good girl!
whitney: nah, i wouldnt be surprised...
April 13th, 2008 8:11 PM
Look Whitney, I can make that face too!!
April 13th, 2008 8:31 PM
LC: Heidi's eating fries!?! Hah! They'll go straight to her arse....
April 14th, 2008 12:50 AM
Lauren: WHAT? Heidiwood is selling wayyyy better than my line?
Whitney: Duh. Who wouldn't want to look like a cheap hooker.
April 14th, 2008 1:18 AM
(lauren)" What do you mean i look fat in this shirt"
(Whitney)" Oh great....now i'll be up all night"
April 14th, 2008 7:16 AM
With Lauren off promoting her fashion line producers force Whitney to go about filming with the new Lauren Blow Up Doll. Made specifically for the male closet Hills watcher...also available in Heidi version with extra lips and boob action!! We expect that one puts out easier too...hummm
April 14th, 2008 8:45 AM
LC: She Wore Zebra Print?!
Whitney: Hmm It will probably still sell more than my line.
April 14th, 2008 8:58 AM
Lauren: Their actually LETTING Heidi release a whole cd?! I could barely handle one song.
April 14th, 2008 9:00 AM
Lauren: This is why I wear huge sunglasses all of the time!
Whitney: its true!
April 14th, 2008 9:14 AM
when footsie goes wrong!
April 14th, 2008 1:24 PM
Lauren- wow, i never new feet can do this to a person
Whitney - eh, its not like i had to try hard