The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 25

Welcome, celebrity gossip and news readers, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our fun weekly tradition. Let's take a look at this week's results!

This week's contest - using a shot from The Hills, featuring the lovely Whitney Port and a very excited Lauren Conrad - generated a lot of classic captions.

It's too bad we must choose only one winner, but that's the way it is, and Rebecca, you're it. Congrats! Scroll down below the photo for the winning entry!

The full list of submissions appears further down the page. They're quite funny. Thank you all for playing and best of luck in our next Caption Contest!

Whitney and LC!

Lauren: OMG Brody broke up with his girlfriend and wants to go out with me for the 500th time!!!
Whitney: Oh, no. That means I have to hear all about Brody and Lauren's pathetic life 24/7 and act like I care. Why can't he just settle with me?



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  1. IRIS Says:

    OMG Brody has another girlfriend?!?

  2. Hilltopper Says:

    Really? Season Four? I'll totally do it!!!!!

  3. DeeDee Dynamite Says:

    OMFG!!!!! Heidi had ANOTHER operation?!?!?!!

  4. Steph Says:

    Lauren: OMG! You can get us in at Hyde!? Yes!!
    Whitney: ... Here she goes again.

  5. J.Dog Says:

    Lauren: OMG!!!!! I just realised how much I actually like Heidi and Spencer. I want Heidi to be my BFF again!

    Whitney: I told her not to drink a whole bottle of vodka but would she listen? No.......

  6. Rye Says:

    Unseen Male: So I just took that goat and f****d it in the a**!

    Lauren: Oh my gosh that is sick!

    Whitney: Big whoop, I have done that dozens of times with a strap on...

  7. Kim Says:

    Lauren: OMG!! Put it away..
    Whitney: I have never seen one like that?!

  8. Rebecca Says:

    Lauren: OMG Brody broke up with his girlfriend and wants to go out with me for the 500TH time!!!
    Whitney: Oh no that means I have to hear all about Brody and Lauren's pathetic life 24/7 and act like I care. Why can't he just settle with me?

  9. sarah Says:

    Lauren: WHAT!? you say i'm the fairest of them all!!!

    Whitney: yeah, just keep telling yourself that!

  10. gerard Vandenberg Says:

    laren conrad, whitney port and a CON MAN are "talking" the same language!!

  11. gavin Says:

    Unseen guy: honestly mine is THIS big!
    Lauren: OMG!!! WTF!!!
    Whitney (thinks...) I bet he's hung like a mouse really

  12. Ashley Says:

    Lauren: I'm flying! I'm really really flying!

    Whitney: see spencer, this is why not to do crack.

  13. Melissa Says:

    Unseen Guy: Its this BIG.
    Lauren: *Stunned*
    Whitney: I've seen better.

  14. Natasha Says:

    Lauren: OMFG I'm a controlling annoying scary clingy friend who tries to dictate people's lives!!

    Whitney: Totally.

  15. kjj Says:

    unseen guy: yeah, i saw the pictures of audrina, i have already f****d her
    lauren: omg no! shes a good girl!
    whitney: nah, i wouldnt be surprised...

  16. big pun Says:

    Look Whitney, I can make that face too!!

  17. hb Says:

    LC: Heidi's eating fries!?! Hah! They'll go straight to her arse....

  18. kristina1 Says:

    Lauren: WHAT? Heidiwood is selling wayyyy better than my line?

    Whitney: Duh. Who wouldn't want to look like a cheap hooker.

  19. Emma Says:

    (lauren)" What do you mean i look fat in this shirt"
    (Whitney)" Oh great....now i'll be up all night"

  20. Christina Otella Says:

    With Lauren off promoting her fashion line producers force Whitney to go about filming with the new Lauren Blow Up Doll. Made specifically for the male closet Hills watcher...also available in Heidi version with extra lips and boob action!! We expect that one puts out easier too...hummm

  21. Lucie Says:

    LC: She Wore Zebra Print?!

    Whitney: Hmm It will probably still sell more than my line.

  22. amy Says:

    Lauren: Their actually LETTING Heidi release a whole cd?! I could barely handle one song.

  23. amy Says:

    Lauren: This is why I wear huge sunglasses all of the time!
    Whitney: its true!

  24. josh Says:

    when footsie goes wrong!

  25. mike Says:

    Lauren- wow, i never new feet can do this to a person

    Whitney - eh, its not like i had to try hard

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