The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 25
Welcome, celebrity gossip and news readers, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our fun weekly tradition. Let's take a look at this week's results!
This week's contest - using a shot from The Hills, featuring the lovely Whitney Port and a very excited Lauren Conrad - generated a lot of classic captions.
It's too bad we must choose only one winner, but that's the way it is, and Rebecca, you're it. Congrats! Scroll down below the photo for the winning entry!
The full list of submissions appears further down the page. They're quite funny. Thank you all for playing and best of luck in our next Caption Contest!
Lauren: OMG Brody broke up with his girlfriend and wants to go out with me for the 500th time!!!
Whitney: Oh, no. That means I have to hear all about Brody and Lauren's pathetic life 24/7 and act like I care. Why can't he just settle with me?
April 11th, 2008 3:03 PM
OMG Brody has another girlfriend?!?
April 11th, 2008 3:11 PM
Really? Season Four? I'll totally do it!!!!!
April 11th, 2008 3:13 PM
OMFG!!!!! Heidi had ANOTHER operation?!?!?!!
April 11th, 2008 3:14 PM
Lauren: OMG! You can get us in at Hyde!? Yes!!
Whitney: ... Here she goes again.
April 11th, 2008 4:20 PM
Lauren: OMG!!!!! I just realised how much I actually like Heidi and Spencer. I want Heidi to be my BFF again!
Whitney: I told her not to drink a whole bottle of vodka but would she listen? No.......
April 11th, 2008 4:39 PM
Unseen Male: So I just took that goat and f****d it in the a**!
Lauren: Oh my gosh that is sick!
Whitney: Big whoop, I have done that dozens of times with a strap on...
April 11th, 2008 5:02 PM
Lauren: OMG!! Put it away..
Whitney: I have never seen one like that?!
April 11th, 2008 8:49 PM
Lauren: OMG Brody broke up with his girlfriend and wants to go out with me for the 500TH time!!!
Whitney: Oh no that means I have to hear all about Brody and Lauren's pathetic life 24/7 and act like I care. Why can't he just settle with me?
April 12th, 2008 12:50 AM
Lauren: WHAT!? you say i'm the fairest of them all!!!
Whitney: yeah, just keep telling yourself that!
April 12th, 2008 7:02 AM
Unseen guy: honestly mine is THIS big!
Lauren: OMG!!! WTF!!!
Whitney (thinks...) I bet he's hung like a mouse really