Welcome, celebrity gossip readers across the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a fun weekly tradition and Friday fan-favorite.
This week's contest starred celebrity socialite Kim Kardashian and bored NFL star Reggie Bush. The winning entry was sent in by Sarah. Nice work!
Scroll down for the chosen caption and for the full list of replies. Thank you all for playing and best of luck in the next edition of the Caption Contest!

REGGIE! You're supposed to be starring at MY boobs.























April 4th, 2008 2:35 PM
Reggie Bush: God, I hate Ray.
April 4th, 2008 2:35 PM
Kim's Boobs: How are we not falling out of this dress?!?
April 4th, 2008 2:36 PM
REG: I AIN'T GONNA BE A SAINT TONIGHT!!
April 4th, 2008 2:37 PM
In the glare of all these cameras, Reggie Bush wishes he was being hit by Brian Urlacher instead.
April 4th, 2008 2:37 PM
reggie: get me outta here
April 4th, 2008 3:36 PM
Honey I'm sorry if I seem bored it's just that ur butt told me to shut up
April 4th, 2008 7:00 PM
if u can't date an artist, settle for a football player.
April 5th, 2008 10:05 AM
REGGIE! you're supposed to be starring at MY boobs
April 5th, 2008 10:32 AM
"We are so hot!"
April 6th, 2008 8:33 AM
Kim: I hope someone "accidentally leaks" me and reggie's sex tape!