Two more episodes of The Hills last night, one birthday party (Lauren Conrad), one career girl on the rise (Whitney Port) and one epic family feud (Spencer Pratt and Stephanie Pratt) that continues to escalate. Let's recap all the action ...
It's Lauren Conrad's birthday and, to celebrate, she invites her friends out to a club (called S Bar) - including Spencer's sister, Stephanie.
In the meantime, Spencer moves some strange, ugly-ass piece of furniture out of Heidi's apartment and into the middle of Stephanie Pratt's living room.
Anyone have any clue what that thing even is? In any case, she's livid and he's being a brat. This seems like a very real scene of sibling bickering.
At S Bar, BFFs Audrina Patridge, Whitney Port and Lauren Bosworth (Lo) dance the night away to ring in Lauren's birthday party. Stephanie then shows up with a friend, Roxy, and Lo and Audrina are skeptics, thinkin' she's up to something.
Stephanie Pratt is now in the middle of the Lauren Conrad-Heidi Montag feud.
The next day, Lauren and Brody Jenner meet for lunch and he ex-boyfriend, too, says LC should not be trusting Stephanie Pratt as, like, her new BFF.
Meanwhile, it turns out that Brent Bolthouse owns S Bar. Put that together? For you Hills newbies, a co-worker of Heidi Montag's was working the door at LC's party and, well, the cat's out of the bag that Stephanie went to the shindig.
Spencer confronts her and drives her to tears. This exchange follows:
Stephanie Pratt: "You're making me cry right now."
Spencer Pratt: "You're making YOURSELF cry, thinking about what YOU did."
Amazing. Later, Heidi Montag also reams poor Steph out.
Follow the jump for our recap of Part II, "Just Be Careful..."At People's Revolution, Whitney Port makes a good impression with her insane boss by coming up with some innovative ideas. She's awesome!
Lauren sulks at Teen Vogue without Whitney, who is off living the high fashion life. Whit and Lauren meet at the gym and LC is jealous.
Having patched things up a bit, Stephanie and Heidi have a girl's night out and run into Audrina Patridge, who's out with work friends.
Heidi approaches Audrina and asks her to be friends again. Drama!
Audrina looks uncomfortable, but ultimately, she's cool with Heidi. Stephanie reports back to Lauren Conrad, who is (shockingly) not pleased.
When Audrina gets home from work Lauren tells her to just be careful if she's really considering rekindling her friendship with Heidi.
Audrina says she has no intentions of being friends with Heidi. We will see about that. Heidi comes by and gets some of her stuff. LC? Mad.
Lauren meets Whitney at her office for lunch, and lo and behold, one of the managers says they could use LC's! help at Fashion Week - hooray!