Politics, Breasts, Texting: The Week in Celebrity Quotes

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Thanks to People magazine for this great compilation of celebrity quotes from the past week or so. Here's a glimpse inside the minds of the stars ...

"You've got me CRZ8'J"
â€" Kelly Ripa, texting bewildered cohost Regis Philbin

"I don't like ... things."
- Jerry Seinfeld, explaining his philosophy on life to Conan O'Brien

"I don't want to get slimed, but I am glad to be here."
- Miley Cyrus, at Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards

"We don't communicate. She's 19 and from Utah and has been dancing since birth. I brought up Vince Lombardi and I think she thought it was a kind of ice cream."
â€" Adam Carolla on Dancing with the Stars partner Julianne Hough

Julianne and Adam

"I'm barely a B cup!"
Kristen Bell, in Cosmopolitan, on her breasts

"Look at me. Does it look like it?"
- Ashley Tisdale, denying rumors that she had breast implants

"My biggest fear is falling for a man who wants a modern, minimalist interior."
- Dita Von Teese

"I asked my trainer, 'Can you give me Jessica Biel's butt?' "
- Christina Ricci

"I'm honored to have Heidi's support and I want to assure her that I never miss an episode of The Hills, especially since the new season started."
- Sen. John McCain, on getting Heidi Montag's endorsement

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Ashlee Tisdale SO does not have implants. She is practically flat and she's not trashy at all. ps Mikayka u r not funny. ur weird.

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Heidi looks so trashy!!!

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u need 2 stop acting like u sexey caz im hot im cool and i every thing ur not. I HATE U SO GO SUCK YO DADS DICK. IM SO FUNNY LOL

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That's a pretty cute quote from Christina Ricci about Jessica Biel. There's an interview up at fancast.com with Barry Watson, who co-starred on Seventh Heaven with Jessica. The interviewer asks if had ever had any flings with co-stars over the years, including Jessica and he has a funny response when he notes that she was 13 and he was 21 when they were on the show. Interview is at http://thebiz.fancast.com/2008...