PETA Wants Britney Spears as its Receptionist

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The job opportunities keep coming in for Britney Spears.

Yesterday, we reported that Britney's father and guardian, Jamie Spears, wants her to continue working in TV to keep her pants-hating ass out of trouble.

This followed a successful stint on How I Met Your Mother and a comment from 30 Rock star Tina Fey that she'd welcome Britney on that series.

Well, it turns out the President of PETA - yes, the ca-razzzy animal rights peeps - was so impressed with Britney's role as a receptionist on How I Met Your Mother that she wants her to be a PETA receptionist for just one hour.

The group wrote an open letter to Britney Spears, stating:

"We have criticized you in the past for contributing to the dog overpopulation crisis and wearing real fur, but perhaps now that your own crisis has abated, a new day calls for a new relationship, a new outlook, and a new understanding."

The always-entertaining group says it will donate $1,000 to a children's charity of her choice should Britney Spears take them up on their offer.

Hopefully this is just a ploy by PETA to abduct and free Britney's poor Yorkshire terrier, London. Poor son of a bitch looks pretty desperate these days.

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