Paris Hilton Apologizes to Kim Kardashian

Remember when Paris Hilton called the rear end of Kim Kardashian "disgusting?" (We hope you do. It was yesterday.)

Well, breathe easy celebrity gossip followers, these talentless socialites have kissed and made up (and will likely release a sex tape documenting said kissing).

"I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke," Paris told In Touch. "I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kim's hot!"

Ray J would agree. So would Nick Cannon and Nick Lachey. Reggie Bush, too.

Karsashian appeared to accept Hilton's apology. Kind of. For the most part.

"Paris and I have been friends since we were kids and I'm glad she made the effort to say she's sorry."

Choose a side: Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian?