April 2008 Gossip Archive (Page 9)

For news on a cute couple that seems right for each other, go read about Lauren Hastings and Shia LaBeouf.

For news on a disgusting couple that would be more wrong for one another than George W. Bush has been for our country, read below.

According to various reports, Star Jones - one day removed from announcing her divorce from Al Reynolds - is dating NBA superstar Dwyane Wade. This rumor leaves us speechless, likely because there's too much vomit creeping into our mouths, making it impossible to put words together.

We shudder at the thought: Star Jones and Dwyane Wade, seen here at a recent tennis match, are dating.

We know Wade's Miami Heat had an awful 2007-2008 season, but doesn't Dwyane realize that he's better than this? That his dating life needn't reflect his team's performance on the court? That Star Jones is an ugly media whore? That he lives in Miami, the nation's hub for bikini-clad women?

We haven't seen this mismatched of a couple since that apple dated that orange. Or Jason Wahler dated Lauren Conrad. Scumbag.

MSNBC reportedly invited Heidi Montag to be a guest at its table at the White House Correspondents Gala, but balked when the great Spencer Pratt - her de facto manager - demanded first-class tickets for the couple.

Only Heidi was invited.

Spencer Pratt then canceled Heidi's appearance, claiming, according to a New York Post source, that "It wasn't ‘A-listy' enough" for his girl.

A rep for Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt said, "There was a scheduling conflict so they couldn't make it - but they always travel together."

MSNBC tells a different story.

"We are not having, nor did we invite, any celebrities to sit at our table," said an MSNBC spokesperson.

Also expected at various media tables are the Jonas Brothers, Hayden Panettierre, and media whores Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.

Lauren Hastings is okay by us.

Last year, the 23-year-old model made headlines when she accused Lindsay Lohan of stealing $10,000 worth of clothes from her. Anyone willing to feud with Lohan will always receive our seal of approval.

Now reports are coming in that Hastings has received that, and more, from actor Shia LaBeouf. A source told Life & Style that "he met her through a mutual friend and thought she was one of the most beautiful girls he'd ever seen."

Megan Fox might take exception to that.

Shia LaBeouf is rumored to be dating Lauren Hastings, pictured here. Needless to say: nice work, Shia!

British police have confirmed they are investigating claims of Amy Winehouse attacking a man in a London street early Wednesday morning.

"The police are investigating an alleged assault on Chalk Farm Road at approximately 3:20 am on April 23," says a spokesman. "A 38-year-old man [contacted] Kentish Town police station and alleged a 24-year-old woman had assaulted him. No arrests have been made as yet but inquiries continue."

Amy Winehouse, 24, was alleged to have head-butted a man outside of a bar who tried to hail her a taxi, according to a detailed account in The Sun.

The article is accompanied by some choice Amy Winehouse photos, one of which shows the "Rehab" singer walking into a lamppost. See below.

CLANG! Man, all that heroin and coke really throws off one's orientation.

The singer, who has battled alcohol abuse and drug issues both before and during the incarceration of her husband Blake Fielder-Civil over claims of witness tampering, started her latest train wreck session on Tuesday.

The Sun claims that during her binge, Amy Winehouse attacked two men, kissed another, trashed a bar and smoked drugs on a sidewalk.

A call to Winehouse's rep was not returned.

The incident, described by the paper as her "most depraved night yet," is the latest in a long list of events involving the troubled Winehouse, who entered rehab in January and won a gaggle of Grammy Awards in February.

Last August, she was hospitalized in London for what her PR people called "exhaustion," however, her father Mitch Winehouse says that Amy in fact suffered a drug-induced seizure. Stunning. Let the suicide watch continue!

In this Kim Kardashian picture, the large-assed reality TV and sex tape star awaits her man. We hope Reggie Bush is on the way soon.

Kim can only keep her legs spread for so long... isn't that right, Ray J?

Conservative Fox News host Bill O'Reilly is a moron. Seriously. The political pundit makes Spencer Pratt look like a Rhodes Scholar.

We were willing to put up with O'Reilly's nonsense (really, Bill, New Orleans doesn't have any homeless people?) until now: he has called for a "conference" to discuss the latest leaked photos of Miley Cyrus. Here's a look at them:

In particular, the talk show host with way too much time on his hands cited the picture of Miley exposing her bra, referring to it as "a teasy, peek-a-boo thing."

In a related note, we often refer to Bill O'Reilly as a "pompous, misguided, lunatic of a thing."

Jamie Lynn Spears' and Britney Spears' mother, Lynne Spears, has turned to God in a desperate bid to keep those fat paychecks rolling in help her two troubled daughters stay strong in these difficult times.

Struggling Lynne has a lot on her mind these days - her eldest daughter has twice been hospitalized for mental illness, and 17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant - with that baby bump growin' every day!

But the matriarch is philosophical about the family's problems, revealing that she's hoping regular prayers will turn their fortunes around.

In an exclusive interview in the upcoming issue of Life & Style magazine, which surely didn't pay Lynne Spears anything for her insight, she says:

"All I can do is turn to God for money answers and just leave it in his hands."

A classic file photo of a young, innocent Britney Spears along with perennial Mother / Grandmother of the Year candidate, Lynne Spears.

Lynne Spears admits she was "a bit disappointed" when her youngest daughter got pregnant, but now she's resolved to the idea of becoming a grandmother again - and she thinks 17-year-old Jamie Lynn will make a great mom.

As for Britney Spears, Lynne is trying to stay just as positive.

"I pray for Britney every day to be a better mother," Lynne adds.

"She's gone through a lot of trauma, but she seems to be coming out of it - and it's showing in her relationship with [Sean Preston and Jayden James]. They're really bonding."

Those few hours together since December must have been so special.

We don't know for sure if Miley Cyrus is dating Thomas Sturges, although recent pictures certainly suggest something is going on there.

We can say for certain, though, that David Archuleta does NOT have a girlfriend. His father confirmed as much in an interview this week.

Recent news items and photos of these two young singers got us to thinking: they should date!!!

Seriously, Cyrus could benefit from having an innocent, popular young man such as Archuleta on her arm; while David could wrap up the American Idol title if viewers spotted him holding hands with the most beloved teenager on the planet.

Think about it, guys. The only holdup to this coupling would be a lack of a catchy nickname. Archus? Mavid? We got nothing.

Should Miley Cyrus and David Archuleta become a couple? We can't imagine a cuter pairing.

Spotted: Lauren Conrad of The Hills, at the Redken Real Control cocktail party at West Hollywood's Warren Tricomi Salon on Wednesday night.

LC was asked about her clothing line, The Lauren Conrad Collection, which has been greeted with both criticism and praise since its debut.

Specifically, some critics believe Lauren and other celebrities (like Heidi Montag and her "Heidiwood" label) have no business in fashion, and are only trading off their names, made famous by reality TV stardom.

Lauren Conrad is famous from The Hills. Does that mean her clothing line should be taken any less seriously? Or is this just how Hollywood works?

LC's take on that very question: "I would not be able to have the line if I didn't have [The Hills] first or I wouldn't be able to have it so soon, but because I was on a reality show, you don't get the respect that you want and ... I have done everything to deserve it as far as all the designing and everything that I would've done, reality show or not. Because I got the opportunity so much sooner, people are quick to criticize."

People may hate on LC sometimes, but as long as there are Hills episodes to watch and Lauren Conrad photos to look at, all is right in our world.

NFL star, malcontent and Tony Romo teammate Terrell Owens is bitching that he's no porn star, despite a picture of him allegedly walking onto the set of an adult film, as depicted on a hard core adult website.

The photo shows the Dallas Cowboys wide receiver strolling into an adult photo shoot with a huge smile on his face. The shot somehow wound up on TheDirty.com, with the clever headline "T.O. Loves Porn."

Terrell Owens? Not thrilled about this development. He immediately dispatched his legal team to clean up the mess, an the story no longer appears.

A cease and desist letter was sent to TheDirty.com explaining that Terrell Owens "unknowingly walked into" the sticky situation. Mmm hmm.

Lawyers for the crybaby football star demanded the site take down the pics of Terrell and implicitly "state to the public that these photographs linking Mr. Owens to porn were not done with his consent."

As much as it sounds absurd that he could walk onto the set of a porno by mistake, we must keep in mind that this took place in South Beach.

Maybe he's telling the truth ... and we need a Florida vacation about now.