This week's probably-made-up Britney Spears gossip story award goes to (drum roll please) ... In Touch Weekly! You've been dethroned, OK! Magazine!

On the cover of this week's issue, this fine celebrity news magazine boldly proclaims that a recovering Britney has relapsed, and has been ...

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They've gone from best friends to dueling sex tape stars to mortal enemies.

Indeed, after Paris Hilton went on the Chet Buchanan & The Morning Zoo radio show this morning, it's apparent her friendship with Kim Kardashian is beyond repair.

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In a tale of two celebrities, Miley Cyrus has a best friend named Mandy Jiroux. The two of them make innocent, fun-loved videos together and dub them The Miley and Mandy Show.

Conversely, Lindsay Lohan has a best friend named Samantha Ronson. The two of them spent this past weekend hitting the hottest clubs in Los Angeles.

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She may be the worst actress of all time, and her singing career may have peaked last decade, but put her in a bathing suit under a showerhead and Jessica Simpson still has something going for her. Several things ... if you know what we mean!

We mean we are a little jealous of Tony Romo. A little.

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Sure, she's smokin' hot and 18, but Heroes actress Hayden Panettiere has confessed that becoming a mega-star has turned her into a recluse.

"I don't ever go out," she tells the UK's Daily Mirror of her life in the spotlight, where she drives everywhere to avoid being recognized on the street. "I stay at home. I go from garage to garage, and try to keep myself out of sight."

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