Miley Cyrus Pregnant, Nick Jonas is Father

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In a celebrity sex scandal that makes even the Jamie Lynn Spears / Casey Aldridge drama seem tame, celebrity news sources are reporting that 'tween queen Miley Cyrus is pregnant and Nick Jonas (of the Jonas Brothers) is the father.

We saw this coming a mile(y) away. With all the racy, girl-on-girl action photos of the singer that have surfaced lately, we knew that behind the innocent exterior, Cyrus, 15, was a wild child yearning to let loose. Nick Jonas satisfied that need.

Miley Cyrus, Underwear

Miley Cyrus is three months pregnant with the love child of Nick Jonas.

The pregnant Hannah Montana star has not yet commented publicly on whether she will keep the child, or whether she will continue touring this year.

Follow the jump for more on this breaking story ...

APRIL FOOLS! APRIL FOOLS! SUCKERS!

Oh man, we got you guys good there, didn't we? Sorry about that... but not to worry, Miley and Nick are still pure as the driven snow. Probably.

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Look at yurslef miley u got yurslef preagant

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katey peery is like peery the plapose

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so is miley rilly pegnat or not

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really you were a sweet nice teen girl now look at u.You are ruining ur life doing these things just stop and think for a min please.

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i cant live w/out miley.....i cant beleive shes pregnant....shes so young.....miley whatever happens im right here just for you...i love you miley....

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She is pregnant and i have done research and I'm sorry to say nick Jonas the FATHER!!!
oh by the way Selena Gomez is pregnant too and Justin bieber is the FATHER111

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What the heck.why would a 15 year old have baby she is such a fool

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hey retards leave her alone what the hell r u her stalker gosh miley sweety i think some of these hoebags r just asking if yhur pregnant but i think its just a rumor and another rumor is that nick jonas is the father and blah but its realy non of there dam buisness and i know u dont read this but im still syaing it mk ?! well ILY! and i believe the real story is a computer hacker dude person edited the photos ! so why dont ya guys grow up im 10 and im saying this GET A LIFE U NO GOOD HATERS AND MILEY

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Wow people. It was posted 3 years ago. Besides, if she was pregnant, who cares anyway, she fails at singing, soo...

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Hay u dk if shes having sex or not but i do i know miley personily and im actully a bf of hers so i have a little secret 2 tell miley is having sex with nick and her manager so yea me and her bought fake dicks and fucked eachother i ate her um she tastes so good and she ate me we suck cocks together and i sucked the milk out of her tits when she was pregnant if u need anymore info go 2 my frendz fb she iz fefwardgoonz.....

Miley Cyrus Biography

Miley Cyrus Hair Miley Cyrus has evolved tremendously over the years. Initially known for portraying Hannah Montana, the singer/actress made an effort to... More »
Born
Birthplace
Franklin, Tennessee
Full Name
Destiny Hope Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Quotes

Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you.

Miley Cyrus [at a concert, soon after photo scandal broke]

I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life's journey.

Miley Cyrus [on lewd photos]
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