Miley Cyrus Pregnant, Nick Jonas is Father
In a celebrity sex scandal that makes even the Jamie Lynn Spears / Casey Aldridge drama seem tame, celebrity news sources are reporting that 'tween queen Miley Cyrus is pregnant and Nick Jonas (of the Jonas Brothers) is the father.
We saw this coming a mile(y) away. With all the racy, girl-on-girl action photos of the singer that have surfaced lately, we knew that behind the innocent exterior, Cyrus, 15, was a wild child yearning to let loose. Nick Jonas satisfied that need.
Miley Cyrus is three months pregnant with the love child of Nick Jonas.
The pregnant Hannah Montana star has not yet commented publicly on whether she will keep the child, or whether she will continue touring this year.
Follow the jump for more on this breaking story ...
APRIL FOOLS! APRIL FOOLS! SUCKERS!
Oh man, we got you guys good there, didn't we? Sorry about that... but not to worry, Miley and Nick are still pure as the driven snow. Probably.
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February 8th, 2012 7:30 AM
I,m soroy for tht u are relly sweet
February 8th, 2012 7:23 AM
Look at yurslef miley u got yurslef preagant
February 8th, 2012 7:18 AM
katey peery is like peery the plapose
January 12th, 2012 9:18 PM
so is miley rilly pegnat or not
December 27th, 2011 5:56 AM
really you were a sweet nice teen girl now look at u.You are ruining ur life doing these things just stop and think for a min please.
November 30th, 2011 1:28 AM
i cant live w/out miley.....i cant beleive shes pregnant....shes so young.....miley whatever happens im right here just for you...i love you miley....
November 25th, 2011 6:49 PM
She is pregnant and i have done research and I'm sorry to say nick Jonas the FATHER!!!
oh by the way Selena Gomez is pregnant too and Justin bieber is the FATHER111
November 9th, 2011 4:49 PM
What the heck.why would a 15 year old have baby she is such a fool
October 16th, 2011 6:26 PM
hey retards leave her alone what the hell r u her stalker gosh miley sweety i think some of these hoebags r just asking if yhur pregnant but i think its just a rumor and another rumor is that nick jonas is the father and blah but its realy non of there dam buisness and i know u dont read this but im still syaing it mk ?! well ILY! and i believe the real story is a computer hacker dude person edited the photos ! so why dont ya guys grow up im 10 and im saying this GET A LIFE U NO GOOD HATERS AND MILEY
October 7th, 2011 9:30 AM
Wow people. It was posted 3 years ago. Besides, if she was pregnant, who cares anyway, she fails at singing, soo...