Miley Cyrus Pregnant, Nick Jonas is Father
In a celebrity sex scandal that makes even the Jamie Lynn Spears / Casey Aldridge drama seem tame, celebrity news sources are reporting that 'tween queen Miley Cyrus is pregnant and Nick Jonas (of the Jonas Brothers) is the father.
We saw this coming a mile(y) away. With all the racy, girl-on-girl action photos of the singer that have surfaced lately, we knew that behind the innocent exterior, Cyrus, 15, was a wild child yearning to let loose. Nick Jonas satisfied that need.
Miley Cyrus is three months pregnant with the love child of Nick Jonas.
The pregnant Hannah Montana star has not yet commented publicly on whether she will keep the child, or whether she will continue touring this year.
Follow the jump for more on this breaking story ...
APRIL FOOLS! APRIL FOOLS! SUCKERS!
Oh man, we got you guys good there, didn't we? Sorry about that... but not to worry, Miley and Nick are still pure as the driven snow. Probably.
Here's a list of 10 other bogus headlines we were considering posting as April Fools' jokes on y'all today. Leave a comment and send us your own!
- High School Musical Cast Dies in Blimp Accident
- Tila Tequila Takes Down MySpace Page
- Ass of Kim Kardashian Given Own ZIP Code
- Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest: Engaged!
- Kelley Hazell Vows: No More Nude Pics!
- The Hills Wins Emmy For Best Drama
- Lindsay Lohan Takes Abstinence Pledge
- Spencer Pratt Enters Democratic Presidential Race
- Julianne Hough Makes Love to Hollywood Gossip Editor
- David Archuleta Outed as Lip Syncher
April 1st, 2008 9:55 AM
I knew that was fake...sorry but it was just to far fetch
April 1st, 2008 10:23 AM
I had a feeling that it was one of those april fools day things, just so you know April fool's day has be re-christened by Jonas fans, that's right Joe Jonas has got his own day. So Nick's got his day (the day he was diagnosed with diabetes) and Joe's got his, am I the only one thinking this? But what about Kevin? Don't worry you'll get one soon enough. But out of the ten I'm glad you guys picked this one, it's the most believable IMHO but that's just me :]
April 1st, 2008 11:10 AM
good one guys!
April 1st, 2008 11:26 AM
I personally would've been more inclined to believe the "High School Musical Cast Dies in Blimp Accident" headline, at least for a second or two, lol, and I probably would've thought it was a better joke, since there have already been so many Miley-is-pregnant rumors that it's kind of overdone. But hey, good one nonetheless.
April 1st, 2008 12:10 PM
I knew it!:D
Seriously, though that got my heart racing and I was going crazy and just wanted to scream at someone because I knew that that wasn't true!
But then I started thinking that it was just an April Fool's thing!
And I clicked the button..............
And it was!
It was a good one though! :D
April 1st, 2008 1:48 PM
Yeah I knew it was fake but I was hoping it was real.
I hate miley and it would have RUINED her "career"
April 1st, 2008 1:49 PM
That was NOT funny. Even though its April Fool's day does not mean you can make fun of Miley Cyrus, and I will be letting her know. So the jokes on you. Im 13 for god sake and you had me worried sick!
April 1st, 2008 1:59 PM
Omg !!
i knew it :p
there's noway that she would be pregnant !!
But i admit .. this is a realy good april's fools joke :D
April 1st, 2008 2:20 PM
Dude,Seriously are you even gonna try to think this is true even though it says aprils fools?
Nick Jonas has a Ring that he promised to be pure 'till marrage!
Duh!
April 1st, 2008 2:29 PM
LMFAO
ahahahaha u got me
ill admit it
not like these other suckers
:) i kid
April 1st, 2008 2:38 PM
April fool!!!!
April 1st, 2008 5:38 PM
that is not funny......
i was about to hurt someone...
but that was a good one...
April 1st, 2008 8:05 PM
Thats not something you should joke about.
There have been some rumurs like this last year.
It hurts people. Espically fans like me !
April 1st, 2008 8:14 PM
WTH!! jeez! don't torture nick like that. even though it's fake, but still!
April 1st, 2008 8:22 PM
shes is not fucking pregnet jesse guys just give her a break !!!
April 1st, 2008 8:26 PM
OMG too late guys!!!!!!!!!!
Someone is sueing this site and the author for this stupid article!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But it did get me, like for a 5 seconds, I stopped eating my cookie, lol. As soon as I started reading it, I saw the date [SUCKERS, WHY DID YOU PUBLISH TEH "APRIL 1" IN THE FIRST LINE?HAHAHA] and knew it!!!!!! :D
Also Id like to say: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
EW for all things in it, good one coz it got most of us, and TOO BAD it going to be sued.
I love Miley!!!!!
http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/news/arts/story.html?id=dea0f42-b468-49ae-b35a-77e1acf89=4786
Bye!
April 2nd, 2008 3:58 AM
Even though I read this late, i was like hell yeah Disney is getting busted for allowing teenage sex scandals. Thanks for breaking my "achy breaky heart." You really got me going.
April 2nd, 2008 4:04 AM
Miley Cyrus has a mother and father who she is very close to and she would not do something like that. She is the kind of girl that the teen girls can look up to as a role model and not someone like that non acting, good for nothing, famouse for her last name, sleeps with every man who comes on to her Paris Hilton. I have 5 granddaughters and the young ones love Miley and Hanna Montana but think Paris is nothing but a skank and a whore and that she is. Lies is all shw knows. If she wants to be a role model let her dibate money for the homeless or help the women when they get out of jail. Not jet around the world and spend $2000.00 fir a coat for her dog or dogs and the moneky
April 2nd, 2008 5:01 AM
I knew this story is all made up. Miley is really a good girl. She wont do anything that hurts her fans.
April 2nd, 2008 10:14 AM
I know this was a fack! Nick is so responciple and so is Miley they would never have sex. the jonas brothers promised to stay pure untell they marrie.....sorry but it is just to farfeched!
April 2nd, 2008 11:05 AM
haha
you almost had me there!
April 2nd, 2008 1:10 PM
common this is a roumor and this is the only side says she's pregnant who would beleive that i would kill myself if she's really pregnant
April 2nd, 2008 3:59 PM
That was a good one my mouthed drooped i was about to stop looking up to celebrities as role models
April 2nd, 2008 4:19 PM
i no this is just a joke but it is to far fetched. me and my mates lv miley cyrus and wer outraged wen we read the website. u shud be ashamed of yourselves for discracing miley cyrus in front of the whole world like that.i agrre with all the coments da it was to far fetched.u shuld apoligize to miley cyrus and nick jonas and do the apolagy in front of hundreds of peolpe.
April 2nd, 2008 4:23 PM
p.s i lv miley cyrus