In a celebrity sex scandal that makes even the Jamie Lynn Spears / Casey Aldridge drama seem tame, celebrity news sources are reporting that 'tween queen Miley Cyrus is pregnant and Nick Jonas (of the Jonas Brothers) is the father.
We saw this coming a mile(y) away. With all the racy, girl-on-girl action photos of the singer that have surfaced lately, we knew that behind the innocent exterior, Cyrus, 15, was a wild child yearning to let loose. Nick Jonas satisfied that need.
Miley Cyrus is three months pregnant with the love child of Nick Jonas.
The pregnant Hannah Montana star has not yet commented publicly on whether she will keep the child, or whether she will continue touring this year.
Follow the jump for more on this breaking story ...
APRIL FOOLS! APRIL FOOLS! SUCKERS!
Oh man, we got you guys good there, didn't we? Sorry about that... but not to worry, Miley and Nick are still pure as the driven snow. Probably.
Here's a list of 10 other bogus headlines we were considering posting as April Fools' jokes on y'all today. Leave a comment and send us your own!
- High School Musical Cast Dies in Blimp Accident
- Tila Tequila Takes Down MySpace Page
- Ass of Kim Kardashian Given Own ZIP Code
- Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest: Engaged!
- Kelley Hazell Vows: No More Nude Pics!
- The Hills Wins Emmy For Best Drama
- Lindsay Lohan Takes Abstinence Pledge
- Spencer Pratt Enters Democratic Presidential Race
- Julianne Hough Makes Love to Hollywood Gossip Editor
- David Archuleta Outed as Lip Syncher
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531 Comments
April 1st, 2008 9:55 AM
I knew that was fake...sorry but it was just to far fetch
April 1st, 2008 10:23 AM
I had a feeling that it was one of those april fools day things, just so you know April fool's day has be re-christened by Jonas fans, that's right Joe Jonas has got his own day. So Nick's got his day (the day he was diagnosed with diabetes) and Joe's got his, am I the only one thinking this? But what about Kevin? Don't worry you'll get one soon enough. But out of the ten I'm glad you guys picked this one, it's the most believable IMHO but that's just me :]
April 1st, 2008 11:10 AM
good one guys!
April 1st, 2008 11:26 AM
I personally would've been more inclined to believe the "High School Musical Cast Dies in Blimp Accident" headline, at least for a second or two, lol, and I probably would've thought it was a better joke, since there have already been so many Miley-is-pregnant rumors that it's kind of overdone. But hey, good one nonetheless.
April 1st, 2008 12:10 PM
I knew it!:D
Seriously, though that got my heart racing and I was going crazy and just wanted to scream at someone because I knew that that wasn't true!
But then I started thinking that it was just an April Fool's thing!
And I clicked the button..............
And it was!
It was a good one though! :D
April 1st, 2008 1:48 PM
Yeah I knew it was fake but I was hoping it was real.
I hate miley and it would have RUINED her "career"
April 1st, 2008 1:49 PM
That was NOT funny. Even though its April Fool's day does not mean you can make fun of Miley Cyrus, and I will be letting her know. So the jokes on you. Im 13 for god sake and you had me worried sick!
April 1st, 2008 1:59 PM
Omg !!
i knew it :p
there's noway that she would be pregnant !!
But i admit .. this is a realy good april's fools joke :D
April 1st, 2008 2:20 PM
Dude,Seriously are you even gonna try to think this is true even though it says aprils fools?
Nick Jonas has a Ring that he promised to be pure 'till marrage!
Duh!
April 1st, 2008 2:29 PM
LMFAO
ahahahaha u got me
ill admit it
not like these other suckers
:) i kid