Miley Cyrus Pregnant, Nick Jonas is Father

In a celebrity sex scandal that makes even the Jamie Lynn Spears / Casey Aldridge drama seem tame, celebrity news sources are reporting that 'tween queen Miley Cyrus is pregnant and Nick Jonas (of the Jonas Brothers) is the father.

We saw this coming a mile(y) away. With all the racy, girl-on-girl action photos of the singer that have surfaced lately, we knew that behind the innocent exterior, Cyrus, 15, was a wild child yearning to let loose. Nick Jonas satisfied that need.

Miley Cyrus is three months pregnant with the love child of Nick Jonas.

The pregnant Hannah Montana star has not yet commented publicly on whether she will keep the child, or whether she will continue touring this year.

Follow the jump for more on this breaking story ...

APRIL FOOLS! APRIL FOOLS! SUCKERS!

Oh man, we got you guys good there, didn't we? Sorry about that... but not to worry, Miley and Nick are still pure as the driven snow. Probably.

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