Miley Cyrus Pregnant, Nick Jonas is Father

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In a celebrity sex scandal that makes even the Jamie Lynn Spears / Casey Aldridge drama seem tame, celebrity news sources are reporting that 'tween queen Miley Cyrus is pregnant and Nick Jonas (of the Jonas Brothers) is the father.

We saw this coming a mile(y) away. With all the racy, girl-on-girl action photos of the singer that have surfaced lately, we knew that behind the innocent exterior, Cyrus, 15, was a wild child yearning to let loose. Nick Jonas satisfied that need.

Miley Cyrus, Underwear

Miley Cyrus is three months pregnant with the love child of Nick Jonas.

The pregnant Hannah Montana star has not yet commented publicly on whether she will keep the child, or whether she will continue touring this year.

Follow the jump for more on this breaking story ...

APRIL FOOLS! APRIL FOOLS! SUCKERS!

Oh man, we got you guys good there, didn't we? Sorry about that... but not to worry, Miley and Nick are still pure as the driven snow. Probably.

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U guy are so fuck up man stop playing around like that

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you guys are meeses up

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Mily cyrus is an ass who agrees

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Shut up mily you will have a pirfict bady you ass

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Is he the real daddy

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@ nya

no

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ok good cuz i was like r u seroius relife

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oh my gosh

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IV met her b4 and she is not pregnant and she acullty gave Mr 1000$.dollar by telling a lie that we was pour

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MILEY IS A SMILEY BUTT SHES LIVES IN A DUMB HUTT MILEY DOES CUM SHOTS MILEY IS A KLUTZ SLUT

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@ lakalakaboom

yer you are right

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OMG! You ALL soo DUMB!!! You have been Fooled!
..Ahaha xP

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@ SooManyNoobsInHere!

Thank you